Ready? Go…
It’s a well known fact that…
rabid monkeys have taken control of an animatronic George W in order to…
…prevent the release of the real Dale Earnhardt autopsy photos. Their short-term goal is…
first take control of FEMA…
…followed by the corruption of circus midgets in order to…
Why FEMA you ask? It’s very simple…you see…
FEMA was formed after the Roswell crash as an organization that can suspend all Human Rights and the Constitution to be able to…
facilitate mind control of the masses via micro-wave harrassment, turning otherwise lawful and sane citizens…
…into people that watch Who wants to be a Millionaire because it is the goal of Regis Philbin to…
…fake yet another moon landing. Meanwhile, back at City Hall…
…plans were being drawn up for the city water to be filled with
Arsenic at 49 parts per million, by the…
… Museum Curators of America. Also in an effort to keep a lid on the whole “Kennedy’s Frozen Head” scandal they …
changed the name of KFC back to Kentucky Fried Chicken to avert the public eye from the KFH because…
JFK Jr. and Lady Di are still alive, hiding in…
Area 51 (where else?).
And of course this all relates to the Sphinx by way of …
…Paul McCartney, who was replaced in the mid-sixties via a top-secret British cloning experiment, masterminded by…
Adolf Hitler who is still hiding out in Argentina with…
Judge Crater, who, since he was appointed to the judiciary for life, can secretly make any judgements needed by the true masters of the world…
The Boy Scouts of America, who are mutilating cattle in order to…