…terrorize American farmer’s so that food production can remain in the hands of…
make a burger burger big enough for the new improved GIANT ELIVIS PRESLEY. Elvis is about to stage a comeback …
…so that he can return America to the days of the drive-in and…
…increase gas consumption so the Big Oil companies can…
make enough money to buy those little tiny outfits for their monkeys that…
…have taken control of an animatronic George W in order to…
(WOW, Full circle and it makes SENSE!)
Let’s do another one.
I heard the other day…
…that Morton Downey Jr. rose from the grave in order to…
…prove that he is the direct descendant of Jesus Christ. Once this is certain, the Rosicrucians will…
…steal your kidney to sell to…
…the Robotic Pirates Of The Carribean, who were created by the frozen, disembodied head of Walt Disney to facilitate…
…the replacement of the Overlords’ anal probes with the Terran land vehicles known as Ford Probes; Ford Motor Company is, of course, secretly owned by…
… Mike Myers, whose Austin Powers movies were actually coded messages telling us to …
…randomly interfere in the affairs of third world countries, in order to accomplish…
…a unified world government, giving them the opportunity to…
…install the Trilateral Commission as World Commissars so that they can…
use secret codes in MTV broadcasts to signal their Martian Overlords that the time is ripe to invade Earth and harvest our brains in order to make…
…a spackle-like substance to fill in the hole in the ozone layer, that developed during the 1980’s career of the band Cinderella so that…
. . . when their music is played backwards, it tells us . . .
…to report the goings-on of our relatives to Larry King, because he is secretly…