…dead, from a lethal combination of Coke and Pop Rocks. The man we see on CNN is actually…
…Zardoz, as predicted by the Sean Connery film where he wears red diapers, who was created by…
…a freak accident involving a truck load of banannas, a school bus and a black limousine which were all on their way to…
…Buckingham Palace, where the cast of Survivor were…
… performing gruesome Satanic rituals in an attempt to influence the outcome of Survivor II. They were unsuccessful because …
…one key individual’s tinfoil hat was askew, in order to conceal the small, but deadly…
…man-eating bunny with sharp pointy little teeth from the Search for the Holy Grail, who was on a secret mission to…
crossbreed the Loch Ness Monster with Bigfoot in order to create a super-monster which can be used to terrorize …
Tokyo! But he’ll be defeated in the last reel by . . .
… a fumble-fingered projectionist who burns a hole in the film, causing …
zionist freemasons to riot, vandalizing the theater and spreading…
…peanut butter and jelly all over the naked flesh of Farrah Fawcett, who is secretly an Alien Grey sent here by Krispy Original to…
… lead us down to the Hollow Earth, where all Mankind can…
…frolic and romp and play under the guidance of…
…the Black Helicopter salesmen, whose latest innovation involves…
harsh, odorless chemicals, to be released on the population via ‘chemtrails’ which will…
…have the unexpected side effect of killing off every single pest known to man, causing the…
… moderators of this board to lose their jobs for lack of trolls and annoyances. They all …
…have to get jobs at Starbucks, where…
where they will learn that the secret ingredient in Starbucks coffee …