…is a bizzare combination of cocaine, saltpeter, arsenic and florides which…
can resurrect the dead, such as . . .
… George Bush, who has been replaced by an animatronic robot.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch …
…Euty and the other moderators in an attempt to start a communist revolution in Cuba do the unthinkable and…
A UFO lands in the backyard demanding to meet…
…the person responsible for maintence of the voting booths in Dade County, Florida because…
…Amedeus had just shown up there and fucked up someone’s great pitch for him to make fun of the mods and was alleging that his father was…
…the ghost of Kylie Minogue, who was at the time in…
the Bermuda Triangle (how’d we miss this one?) where Robert Stack was filming another episode of “Unsolved Mysteries” about . . .
…Jim Morrison was on the grassy knoll…
OOPS!
…whether or not it was Jim Morrison on the grassy knoll before…
…Mr. Rogers using his Korean War sniper experience to shoot…
Archduke Franz Ferdinand, perpetrating…
posing as Arthur Zimmerman had just dashed off a telegram to Mexico that said…
I’m changing my name to Robert, and then to Bob Dylan, in order to use folk music to…
…infiltrate the California Dried Plum Board (formally the California Prune Board), so that I can…
…preserve the prunes for hundreds of years via pyramid power, thus facilitating the takeover of Egypt by…
George Bush, who had been replaced by an animatronic robot.
Incidentally, the robot’s circuitry was made by …
Microsoft and The DoJ which are both incidentally owned by…
… Elvis, who’s secret identity (when he’s not an Elvis Impersonator) is …