…George Bush, who had been replaced by an animatronic robot.
It seems that years of singing left him unable to speak clear english and also unable to…
…make love to his alien wife, therby delaying the invasion, resulting in…
… a five-way interstellar war between all the aliens controlling the earth. In the ensuing chaos…
… the Queen, who is of course a reptile, lashes out at…
…D.B. Cooper, because now that he lost all the money the Queen will have to…
…marry the alien overlords in order to prevent…
…Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor from mis-using large fonts…
…to throw at Krispy Original, in a fashion similar to the Shurkens used by Bruce Lee, who was raised from the dead by…
…Tina Yothers, who still being upset about her fall from fame needs Bruce to help her carry out her plans for…
a Family Ties/Green Hornet TV reunion special…because…
…The Dukes Of Hazzard Reunion pleased Cecil Adams so much that he shit his pants. They wanted to please the master to a further extent and actually make him…
…distracted enough to release the trance-like hold that he has over the wife of Ed Zotti…because everyone at the Chicago Reader…
…was using Orbital Microwave Mental (OMM[sub]TM[/sub]) devices to force…
…SDMB users to donate…
. . . all your bases because they belong to us, which gives them the ability to . . .
(Sorry, I just had to!)
Trip
…annoy linguists the world-over. In retaliation, they…
use their connections to force George W. Bush, the animatronic robot, to mistakenly sell Aegis-class cruisers to mainland China INSTEAD of Taiwan, which immediately uses them to launch…
. . . Tomahawk TLAMs at Japan and South Korea because of a menacing. . .
…an illegal alien in a rubber monster suit, smashing Tokio and Seoul. Unfortunately, the TLAMs veer off-course, striking…
…the bloated, horrifying mass of vulgar flesh that is Sally Struthers, resulting in an ocean of tears that inundates Ms. Struther’s Learn At Home University, & floods…