Marilyn Vos Savant, who then attempted to…
improve on the existing robotic animatronic George Bushes by intorducing…
a new line of moisturizing hand cream, which slowly transforms the users into pop-idols. The ultimate goal of turning the populace into a bunch of Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake wannabees is…
succeeding, although mostly among the 16-25- bracket because most of these people secretly want to be in a band. The alarming rise of groups such as Eden’s Crush; Dream; and LFO is one of the top 20 signs of the Apocalypse, according to “Billboard” magazine which also predicted…
…that Greenland would conquer the world in 1997. This prediction was false, of course, a rumor started by…
…the Icelandic Republican Army. But when their fiendish plan failed, they all moved to Ireland where they were pleased that they didn’t have to change the monograms on their new blazers.
And speaking of handerchiefs…
one was found with the name Amelia Earhart embroidered on it near Stonehenge, which could only mean…
…that Uri Geller is conspiring with the Bavarian Illuminati to…
…to finally reveal what really happened in Lizzie Borden’s house and prove that is was actually a spoon that inflicted the mortal injuries and not the so called ‘axe’, there by explaining…
that Mary Poppins’ song about “a Spoonful of Sugar” was
actually early Goth Rock, and “Let’s Go Fly A Kite” was
really about…
Jack Chick, whose tracts are actually communications between the International Communist Conspiracy and…
…“actor” Timothy Dalton, who is actually undercover for…
…seven years, in a research project to determine the real ingredient list for Twinkies. It’s not what you think. But unfortunately, he was discovered…
in the remains of the Confederate sub Hunley, which was recently brought to the surface off Charleston by . . .
one-hundred fifty thousand genetically modified minnow, and a goldfish or two. This technology …
…has recently been declassified by the Pentagon and sold to a company in Redmond, Washington. Because of this you can soon expect to be paying well over $3.00 a gallon for…
the Helsinki Formula specially formulated to help stop men with …
foot fetishes. This has hindered their plan to…
return the currency to the gold standard, although the Illuminati would prefer that the currency of the United Stated be tied to the value of platinum. In another conspiracy theory, illegally cloned SDMB moderators, succceding in having killed off most of the leaders of China’s Communist party, then planned to…
return the currency to the gold standard, although the Illuminati would prefer that the currency of the United Stated be tied to the value of platinum. In another conspiracy theory, illegally cloned SDMB moderators, succceding in having killed off most of the leaders of China’s Communist party, then planned to…