animatronic George W. Bush, which was last seen …
… combing the Straight Dope for Freemason passwords under the name Starbury in order to …
…bury Starbucks with his star power. The cross star-bury-bucks-ination melts…
In your mouth but not in Area 57, where “they” keep the secrets to Coca Cola, The Colonel’s recipe and…
… the true identity of Cecil Adams, who is also known as …
Sven! However, this proved to be irrelevant to “them”, as they proceeded to…
celebrate Cinco de Mayo by performing unholy satanic rituals involving avacodoes and…
… Mercutio, who rather enjoyed the …
…revenues from the tapes sold of the event which were used to finance…
the satanic church, having first been laundered by Procter and Gamble, which is owned by the evil “Hatt Baby” who has never in his entire life…
Known the pleasure and the pain of getting a Brazilian wax while…
…translating the hidden messages in every episode of Becker, which show…
that the X Files is not fiction, and Fox Muldar is an alter ego for …
Beowulf, who survived the fight and become immortal so he could carry the great key to open…
Al Capone’s real tomb, which contains a map to…
…the best take-away Chinese place in East Peoria, which was once a secret dopository for…
illegally cloned SDMB moderators, after failing to take over Cuba,then decided to attempt to kill as many of the Communist Party’s leaders in China with poisoned Godiva chocolates and Pepperidge Farm Milano cookies. The success or faliure of the plan depends on…
… keeping this thread open for as long as possible, thus taking the “lengthiest thread” title away from “Guy-Stuff” so we can …
…learn Aramaic in five minutes a day, restore a bright shiny finish to our alibi, and conquer Yugoslavia with three teddy bears and a leaky barrel of…
…Echinacea oil, which is well-known as being highly effective in curing cancer, heart disease, diabetes, paralysis, the common cold and dandruf. Proof of this wondrous cure-all has been documented by…