do an entire show in French, where Larry interviews the Tri-Lateral Commission and the Illuminati, who reveal …
do an entire show in French, during which Larry King interview the Tri-Lateral Commission AND the Illuminati, who reveal …
their insidious plot to duplicate SDMB posts, thus choking the system until…
…the only thread surviving is the complex plot-revealing randomly built thread.
Whew…I ended one…boy am I cruel…ok let’s try another one.
It was December of 1987. The horse known more commonly as Mr. Ed was…
insidiously plotting his revenge by…
conspiring with George H.W. Bush (daddy) to take control of rabid monkeys so they could …
…strap on jetpacks and join the Secret Agent Rocket Monkey Brigade, a U.N. covert ops team whose mandate includes, but is not limited to…
. . . ensuring that J. Danforth Quayle would be taken seriously as a vice-presidential candidate, which they would do by getting . . .
…Zsa Zsa Gabor to slap the face of ant newsmanwho ridiculed him until…
…Jimmy hoffa rose from the dead, as new MEGASUPERHOFFA, an iron giant with the capability to influence the teamsters and…
whip up a mean souffle. This did wonders for morale in …
Sveden, bork bork bork, vere de chocolate manufacturers vere being…
…held hostage by the dust bunnies of yore, whereas Mr. Ed shifted his focus from revenge to sheer heroism. His “save the day” plot failed when…
…he realized that his mouth was stuffed full of peanut butter, provoking him to go “munch, munch, munch” on the dust bunnies, causing…
…the bunnies to become enraged and retaliate by…
…Writing inane Hollywood scripts, where-in historical icons would be forced to dance with vapid pop-culture…
…icons like Britney Spears and Christina Augilera. Subsequently, Pepsi decides to use one for marketing, and sex with soda-can injuries rises dramatically proving for once and for all…
that it’s only fun until someone loses an eye.
Meanwhile, beyond the grassy knoll,…
Oral Roberts was about to be called “home” if he didn’t raise enough money to…
revive this thread, according to the will of god, to which he claims access through his…