are running willy nilly through the streets after seeing Oprah do a piece on…
… how Earth Day is really a Communist plot - falling on Lenin’s birthday and all - to which George W. responded by …
…cunning strategery (think about that one). And using his brilliant connections, he had Cheney doing…
the hokey pokey while accepting bribes from YoyoDyne Propulsion Systems to cover up…
the fact that Doctor Lazardo has replaced Buckaroo’s overdrive oscillator with…
evil, pure and simple, from the eight dimension!! Recent news from Planet 10 has it that…
the phrase “Klaatu Barada Nikto” is actually the true name of God, which, when translated, really means…
“Yes, we have no bananas.” Reverend Fred Phelps is…
…running in terror from Godzilla, King Of The Monsters, who has risen from the sea in a berzerker rage. Crushing all past, present and future animatronic robot copies of George W. Bush, the radioactive dinosaur rampages on to…
…Big Bob’s Trampoline Depot, and, with an animatronic George W. clinging to his toenail, is rocketed into space until he…
… landed at the alleged site of Tranquility Base, proving once and for all …
. . . that the moon landings were real, but the moon LAUNCHES were faked! Meanwhile, CNN’s Larry King reported . . .
…quitting CNN and moving to a Carribean lovenest with Marlon Brando, Marion Barry, and Milton Berle, after having a dream in which Jesus revealed to him what everyone already knew: he (Larry King) is a fawning toady hack, the third Lourdes prophecy predicted the burst of the dotcom bubble, and…
the 7th dimension to implode turning all jello stripey so …
…that little kids would refuse to eat it. This creates a huge…
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…supply problem at elementary school cafeterias, where the cafeteria ladies have to…
hold jello wrestling parties to use up the surplus. Finalists Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears…
breasts are indistinguishable from the jello, being made of the same substance, causing great confusion, so they settle the dispute with a Robot Wars, using …
…of all things, animatronic George W. Bushes as bludgeons, attempting to…
destroy them once and for all! The contest is ultimately declared a draw, which, frankly, makes for lousy TV, so Larry King’s producers decide to…