…“enlisted” for secret medical testing using radioactive materials and strangely colored sports drinks. The ultimate purpose for this testing is to…
zap honest godfearing men of their precious bodily fluids, thereby rebdering our women…
make that rendering our women…
(can’t I get anything right)
mute and finally suitable to engage in procreational activities with either JDT or his alternate…
the women of the SDMB rose up and poisoned JDT, and his duplicates, with Milano cookies and Godiva chocolates, because we would not give it up for some putz who thinks it a good idea to powersuck a woman’s breast.
After learning Aramaic in 5 minutes a day, we then put a curse on JDT’s soul, and those of his disciple and duplicates. We then sprinkle the corpses with specially prepared Atlantean incense and holy water, so that such evil never again walk the earth. After we set the corpses on fire…
immediately solving the California energy shortage, but an unforseen consequence was …
Mass amounts of fecal matter filtering into the water supply…but this could be prevented by…
…The Church of the Subgenius, whose members are quite skilled in the ways of kinky entertainment, and therefore hundreds of mud/Jell-O/poo/whatever wrestling establishments were created across the country, which allowed for…
…the sending of subliminal messages delivered through the tattoos on the privates of the wrestlers which tell people…
what WWF really stands for, and the implications for George W Bush …
…speaking of bush, I’m not really shaved. Anyone wanna come forward to say otherwise? Didn’t think so. 
In fact, studies have shown that the male Dopers are, with respect to male non-Dopers, 34% hairier where it counts.
…which conclusively proves that…
[sup]can’t belive that I missed this![/sup]
…anyone can use statistics to promote anything. With a blinding flash of recognition, society at large opts to think rather than adhere to what “4 out of 5 doctors” recommend, thereby…
…Running the pharmaceutical and advertising industries out of business. Deprived of work and drugs, hoards of enraged marketing majors…
…unable to recognize reality except as another drug-maddened used-car commercial, wrap themselves in little triangular pennants cleverly smuggled into the country by AOL chatroom users which results in …
Sweet, merciful, crap in a three wheeled side car!
Is this what it’s like to be a Crocodile Mother? I start this thread with like seven words, release it into the world and it just…took off on it’s own!
Thrive little conspiracy…thrive and be fruitful.
jarbaby
Now, I once took a crap in a three-wheeled sidecar, but the CIA was watching so I was forced to be discreet. The methane was of international importance because…
:eek:
Now, I once took a crap in a three-wheeled sidecar, but the CIA was watching so I was forced to be discreet. The methane was of international importance because…
:eek:
…it was preferred by 4 out of 5 dentists to prevent SDMB multi-posts. The fifth dentist, who in reality was…
Dana Plato, re-animated by the Daughters of the American Revolution to lead their jihad against…