…dance the “funky chicken” with a robotic George W. Bush controlled by…
…Claus Van Bulow, in an attempt to control the minds of all…
…Chihuahuas, so that they can hide the guilt of …
Their involvement with Enron, which when questioned about the entire fiasco, all pleaded…
Their Evil Masters at the Mexican Phone Company. Meanwhile, a cloud of smiley-faced vampire bats has emerged from…
…hiding in the Carlsbad Caverns, in order to provide a distraction while confessorknight (newbie that he is :)) revives a long-slumbering SDMB thread. This is all part of a nefarious plot by George Lucas…
…to make everyone think that he had anything to the with The Phantom Menace when it was really just a smokescreen for…