the Institution for the Betterment of Winged Monkeys who felt that this project endangered their plan for the
forcible takeover of…
…television’s Psychic Network. Meanwhile, deep inside the Rocky mountains, the NORAD computer has hatched a plan to…
Assimilate Brittney Spears into the collective, along with both of the Bush’s. This is expected to…
cause a meltdown when Jenna spills Popov into the nuclear reactor. Disaster is averted when…
…cause sightings of flying ocelots by Uri Gellar, also known as Fred Mertz, to level off pending the activation of…
the Viagra-crazed Bob Dole, who had been hiding in his lair in downtown Topeka with…
…Fred Phelps, Osama bin Laden, Elvis, Jimmy Hoffa, the Spice Girls, the Energizer Bunny, Magilla Gorilla, George Jetson, and the Banana Split Gang…
… where they are all pilots in the Black Helicopter Squadron, and they left under the dark of the moon to carry out their secret mission of …
Flying to trailer parks and fertilizing the women there to further their own insidious agenda of…
…expanding the Jerry Springer audience exponentially while ensuring an ever-expanding selection of guest-lunatics for the show. Surgical implantation of GPS locators in the skulls of these mindless drones will allow the Springer Consortium to…
…Finally prove that the uncertainty principle applies to Springer Guests. This will open the door for maunufacturing the first thermo-stupidity bomb. When Fred Phelps posts the plans on his website, the World Dental Coalition, in conjunction with Special Agent Lemming of the BDA, decides…
…to secretly replace the animatronic robot by George W. Bush himself. The replacement is permitted by the rabid monkeys, who can no longer afford the upkeep on the robots because the price of 3-in-1 oil has been inflated due to…
…Price speculation by sewing machine manufacturers. The New Animatronic President (NAP[sup]tm[/sup]), having been built by dentists, looks suspiciously like a young Jimmy Carter. Meanwhile, the old Jimmy Carter was last seen…
…disguising himself as a rabbit and hopping through the Chicago Merchantile Exchange naked while singing ‘Onward Christian Soldiers’ and holding a copy of…
The Hitchiker’s guide tom the galaxy, which then causes a spontaneous combustion of…
… total apathy in the beholding masses. Ironically, …
…“The Beholding Masses” was the name of a rock group whose latest hit had been…
…called “Total Apathy”, actually a propaganda device for the Highgate vampire (an SDMB first) who was seeking to…
— I really, really apoligise for this ressurection(?). Ihad been browsing the threadspotting archives and only remembered after i submitted that i wasn’t reading a current thread!—
sorry
sorry
sorry
…steal the lost pieces of Tori Amos so he could put on the purple and…