more Britney Hair (tm us pat off) which will cause a repulsive unisex fashion upsurge, which engenders…
…massive nausea in the older generation. Threatened with death by drowning in geriatric vomit, the Greenpeace decides to…
Release hordes of winged monkey’s over major Metropolitan areas to…
to promote the new crossover movie “Planet of the Oz”. If all goes as planned…
the Japanese will send a horde of Elvis impersonators to…
…to take over Area 51, where the winged monkeys have been captured by…
…enormous flypaper strips. Ironicly, the flypaper was first designed by the same Japanese company that brought us…
…the Salad Spinner, the first in a line of parody appliances made real. The public lost all sense of scepticism, and was more than willing to support JoJo the Psychic, Heraldo Rivera, Microsoft and the 2000 Presidential Campaign. The Rabid Mutant Flying Monkeys chittered in glee as they…
Created the next Miss Cleo commercial, and made her into a zombie which only they could control, immune to poisons and conventional weapons. Research on this zombie’s fatal flaw was being conducted by Cecil and the SDMB Mods who found a way to eliminate the Cleocreature by…
Releasing ALAR into the apple orchards of Patagonia, thus appeasing the dastardly Quezinarts Family there who’s aim it is to…
…make sure the evil French plot involving Laetitia Casta and a box of Snickers bars continues to…
…fester in the minds of food-channel programming-directors the world over. Celebrity chefs (heck, celebrity anythings) were swiftly compromised, and most walked unknowingly into the maw of the Great Conspiracy. Emeril…
…psycho chef and chief programmer of the Warren Christopher Living Mumification System Operation {WacLust), decided the time was ripe for…
…Pizza! Unfortunately, there was no pizza to be had, so everyone had to make-do with tomato sauce & cheeze-wiz on motzah (sp?), which really pissed Emiril off, so he decided to…
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…become Mark Serlin, a genetically-engineered disaster area whose only purpose was to…
corrupt innocent young minds through the use of…
the constant repetition of Nsync/Backstreet Boys/98 Degrees/O Town/whatever new boy band is out right now records on the radio, which, when played backwards, outline an incredibly devious plot using diet sodas to…
…carbonte their young minds. Unfortunately, the job ticket confused ‘carbonate’ with ‘carbonize’, which led to an excess of cerebral charring, and a subsequent upsurge in teenage smoking. The Evil Tobacco Would-be Cartel seized the oppurtunity to…
join forces with the really evil Microsoft Cartel, which led to …
“New Windows”, which was planned on being the next best thing but was pulled by orders from above by none other than…