Build The Ultimate Diva Team!

Given the news that TO and Ricky may be released/traded/whatever from their respective teams, I wondered what would consist of the ultimate team of egotistical divas. Unfortunately, since my football knowledge is rather lacking, I’m turning the question to the SDMB.

(Any sport is eligible, ditto players/coaches from any time period.)

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Is this game beneath the behemoths at SDMB? :frowning: