My cat bumped this thread. Don’t blame me.
My cat bumped a thread once. But all he had to say was, “;ae ehh i ghgh.”
I guess paws don’t work well on keyboards.
I guess you are gonna haffta bump yer own thread. I’m not gonna.
But i will…a…I mean I could do my own…you know…bump.
Might as well bump.
Sorry, the lawn still hasn’t been mowed.
No worries; I’ll bump for you.
I’ll bumple 4 ya
I’ll bumple 4 ya
I’ll bumple 4 ya
I’ll bumple for you …
Here comes the bump doot n do do
and I say it’s all right.
Or maybe just a wee bump…?
Hey, Ho, Let’s bump! Blitzkrieg bump! 
May I humbly refer to post #23? 
Much better in Latin, if I may humblebrag bumplebrag in the wrong thread.
I’d bump in Sindarin if I could.
Sorry. I’d bump, but Facebook just told me that my Modesto Adventure is waiting.
Nothing’s waiting for me, so I might as well bump.
Go ahead and bump.
Well… OK. But just this once.
A friendly person just emailed me that money was waiting for me. America: ain’t it great? Be right back.
bump
I have not, today at least, had a Nigerian ex-princess promise me anything if I bumped.
Nobody’s promising me anything, so here’s a free bump.
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This has been a public service bumpment.