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Another one bumps the thread
Freddie Mercury knew something of bumping.
Dulce et decorum est, pro patria bump
Ecce Eduardus ursus scalis nunc bump-bump-bump occipite gradus pulsante post Christophorum Robinum descendens.
Admirably concise, but the YouTube video is unavailable.
Illegitimi non carborunbump.
E Pluribus bumpium.
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Okay, I’ll bump. Why not?
Zackly!
Sorry. My back lawn is still unmown. And the shaggier it gets, the harder it is to get up the energy to even open the back door.
The next person who bumps this thread sews socks that smell.
The person who bumped just before me is a chronic liar.
Now, now. Canadians are all about compromise. There’s no reason you can’t both be untruthful and patch odiferous hosiery…
Wop-bop-a-loo-mop, alop-bom-bump! 
Odiferous?
Whoever posts next in this thread is the “Thread Loser” and there is nothing anyone can say or argue that will ever change this. It is just the way it is. Sorry, your smart clever rebuttal will forever be known as the losing remark. Truly sorry.