Bush says Freedom for the millionth time !

In an uphill attempt to gain favor with the 60’s Hippie crowd, The Bush campaign announced today the President will record a duet with Richie Havens. It’s expected Senator Kerry will soon go public with plans to re-record a duet of ‘Purple Heart’ with Puddle of Mudd.

terrorism
taxes
American people
faith

(hmmm, there’s a sentence there somehow)

“The American people have faith that their taxes will spread terrorism for freedom throughout the world.”

“The American people are losing faith, as they witness their taxes being used to turn a War on Terrorism into a War on Freedom.”

“The American people have faith that taxes and terrorism form an axis of evil - the enemy of all freedom.”

“Terrorism taxes the American People’s faith in freedom.”

And to keep on these lines:

The faith of the American People taxes the freedom of the terrorists.

(Can’t say I agree with the statement, but it sounds good, and fits)

“The American people have faith in Texas terrorism.”