Oops. Cancel my last comment, struuter. You already have.
(Makes mental note to self: Think first, then write. Must try and get the hang of this.)
Well, thank you for your hint, Carina. That’s a fantastic idea.
I’m feeling much safer today. And I have learned my lesson from this experience.
Next time, no bra. 
And here I am hoping to be reencarnated as your bra…
Gosh Chief, that’s gotta be one of the best compliments I’ve ever gotten. One of naughtiest and oddest, but one of the best.
Now I’ll think of you every time I put it on. The bra, I mean.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…
Cleavage…soft…warm…fragrant…snuggly…
I’ve had this infantile bias all my life, and am quite proud of it! 
I also like to nosh necks…