Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

A couple more postings from the guy who first created the CNN-wrestling video meme that Trump tweeted:

a) CNN personalities with Jewish Stars of David.
b) Message board quote: “Both times I was in Paris I carried punch blades sewn into my pockets…any of those Islamic fucks tried shit with me would get an immediate punch to the neck with 2 inches of titanium embedded in their throat.”

That a President Of The United States would “share” a video like that with the whole world just boggles my mind.

Would Trump be willing to take on wrestling’s newest villain, “The Progressive Liberal” ?

We just need to accept that Trump is a lower IQ version of President Camacho.

Except for the part where President Camacho is capable of recognizing when someone is smarter than he is, and taking advice from them. Sigh.

The New York Post called him “Rowdy Donny Griper.” I’m gonna use that from now on.

Yeah, that’ll do a lot of good when you’ve got a box truck parked on your chest. I love internet tough guys.

At what point do these constant callouts to “fake news” constitute libel? I realize intent of malice is a pretty high bar to clear of you’re a public figure – and surely corporations qualify on that count – but I’d love to see him sued by someone whose lawyer-pockets are as deep as his own are.

I assume there’s a German word for “a thing that induces both laughter and horror,” that I can borrow?

There is a German word for that: Drumpf.

“At some point the Fake News will be forced to discuss our great jobs numbers, strong economy, success with ISIS, the border & so much else!”

The word “forced” being particularly interesting considering his wrestling tweet.

Trump trying to take credit for the Obama economy is just plain SAD. In fact, everything going on with ISIS predates Trump and he hasn’t done shit on the border.

FAKE NEWS.

That character was designed to make liberals look bad and inflame conservatives. If such a match was ever set up the script would have Donnie winning.

Well, what monstro said: Camacho is smarter than Trump.

Plus, with Camacho there is the advantage that you know he won’t be president any more once the movie finishes.

:confused: What about atheist thieves? Catholic pickpockets? Lutherans with a few too many? Does he go through life asking about the religious affiliation of every person he crosses on the street?

I was going to post this very thing. Now, why am I not surprised that Occupy White House hizzelf is drawn to an account like that?

Saw a great query for him in the news: “How the fuck are you president?”

Another thing…

with the blades sewn into his pockets, how did he plan on reaching the “Islamic fucks’” necks? It’s the kind of stunt which a Jason Statham movie would show in vvveeerrryyy ssslllooowww mmmoootttiiiooon. Statham and that dude are both males of the human species, but I suspect that any other comparisons are won by Statham hands down and with one of them tied behind his back.

“Take THAT, you dirty Muslim bas… shit! OK, time out, time out. Hang on, I gotta… just wait… God DAMN it why did I use a backstitch?”

“Because you are not smart enough to knit!”

:smiley:

To borrow the words of Herr Rrump himself, “would be fun”.