Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

…for fucks sakes.

I’d describe the link, but it really is too horrific for words. It needs to be watched. And then your brain needs to be bleached. The propaganda war on America continues. (Apologies if already posted.)

Looks like Barron Trump is studying videography in North Korea this summer.

Couldn’t watch it all the way through. Reminded me too much of North Korea. Jeebus.

Uh oh, looks like somebody told Donald he wasn’t supposed to actually talk about that whole cyber thing he and Vlad cooked up. But, hey, look, a squirrel!

When do the Nuremberg rallies begin?

Two-click rule, dude. I can’t unsee that shit.

Also, seems like in most of the images, Turmp has a face like a slapped arse. What’s up with that?

There’s a song???!?!!! Oh good lord take me now.

A lot of still shots of Dear Leader shaking hands, but no video … so we don’t get to see him doing that stupid yank-the-other-guy-off-balance thing that he does instead of shaking hands a normal human.

Today’s nonsense:

Don’t worry guys, Invanka was just holding his seat, 'cause that’s a thing you need to do at the G20. If you don’t Montenegro will sneak in there and take it! :eek:

Back in the real world, can you imagine what everyone would have said if Chelsea had sat in for Hillary?

The real question is: “Was Donald in the midde of ‘giving our country away’ when he left his seat?” :slight_smile:

Wait, how would Hillary give the country away if she wasn’t in her seat to do it?

Anyway, yes, in the annals of incoherent Tweets by President Tangletongue, this may be the July winner.

Wanna know the BEST way to prevent hacking?

Stop computerizing everything.

Use paper ballots, counted by real humans, who report their totals on the local or district or city level.

The less automation there is, the less centralized it is, the more difficult it will be for Putin and Trump and the Repubs to cheat.

You can’t hack into the paper system. There is no line of code or COUNT function to fuck with.

And with each district or city publicly reporting, there is no central “counting house” or “big boss” you can corrupt.

But then how would companies like Diebold get the big bucks?

How would we be able to live without knowing for hours, or even days who had won an election?

Absolutely. The British and Canadians do very well with their voting system. Voting is one area were less automation is better.

I heard a snippet of the song on NPR this morning. Did John Ashcroft write that? :eek:

I wonder, did Trump try that “yank you off your feet” handshake BS with Putin?

From what I’ve seen and read (from body language people), he approached Putin with an open submissive palm and let Putin come in from the top. He knows when to roll over and submit to the alpha dog.

He tried it with Justin Trudeau, but JT gave him the “grip of steel” and the pushback hand on the shoulder. Together with the “don’t give me any shit” grin.

So he really is Putin’s bitch.

Would have been fun to see Trump try that yanking handshake and Vlad smoothly do a joint lock to make Don beg to let go.

Tell that to Mayor Daley in 1960. Odds are he gave the election to Kennedy by manipulating physical ballots in Chicago enough to swing Illinois to the D column.

On the whole, though, paper is good, but I think it’s just as good as a backup.

Canada hand-counts ballots and we usually know the results before midnight on election day. It’s not rocket science.