Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

“Now watch this drive.”

“I will handle the situation personally. I will be a hands-on President!”

“Ahh, but the strawberries that’s… that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with… geometric logic… that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I’d have produced that key if they hadn’t of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers…”

Well, no. Bending the knee grossly disrespects our flag and the veterans, remember?

Where they speak English (work hard) and not Spanish (lazy slackers).

And “…hopefully”? The President of the United States doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing next Tuesday?

He could be there right now. But his golfing takes a higher priority, of course.

You never know when a golf game will break out. Or he has to tweet about something.
Priorities!

He’d have to helo to the USVI from SJU, I don’t think the airports at the Virgins are in a shape to handle AF1. Also the relief team really wants him
in and out of the Sector quickly since AF1’s presence creates an air traffic embolism.

Oh absolutely, I understand that those are all real factors that might make a trip to an island disaster area impossible. But Trump should know all that, and choose his words accordingly. But that might be a level of nuance that you can’t squeeze into a tweet.

Let alone into a twit.

He doesnt like it when people bend a knee.

Highly likely statements by Trump in the White House:

**“Texas is full of white people who helped elect me. We must help them!”

“Florida is full of white people who helped elect me. We must help them!”

“Geez, what the fuck is wrong with these damned spics in Puerto Rico that they can’t pull themselves up by their bootstraps? Their nattering is throwing off my golf game!”**

If anyone still needed proof positive about what a huge fucking lowlife Trump is – and every single one of his supporters including members on this Board – his tweets today are definitive.

James Fallows agrees 1,000%:

“From Donald Trump, a New Low”

This is how detached from reality Trump has become - he thinks the people of Puerto Rico are experiencing the devastation of their homes and communities by watching it on CNN.

…my dad, in humble little New Zealand, is in the High Dependency Unit at Hospital right now. This “one detail”, in the context of what I’ve been going through the last couple of days, is just devastating.

Nothing more to be said.

Yeah but Queeg had at least some justification for his paranoia.

Great, great movie to reference by the way.

That’s because he believes reality shows are reality, the only real reality.

Jesus Christ, we’re just now getting to the point where people are figuring out he’s temperamentally unfit.

The fact is that 60 million people voted for this shit bag, and they did it with eyes wide open. The problem is that tens of millions of Americans are temperamentally unfit to vote.

And of course, Trump set a deadline some time today between rounds of victim-blaming, berating the media, and bemoaning how mean everybody is being to him to address what’s really important in America today.

By which, of course, I mean football.

You first, Donny.

Jesus Christ yourself. Read the fucking article, will you? James Fallows is not “just now getting to the point” where he recognizes how bad Trump is.

In fact, Fallows followed the election campaign for The Atlantic, and spent much of that time compiling a dossier of Trump statements and actions that were beyond the realms of respectable and intelligent political discourse. And in the very article linked by ThelmaLou, Fallows says that the main reason he stopped cataloguing Trump’s idiocy after the inauguration was that “the nature of the man is clear.”

You’re not the only one whose eyes are open to Donald Trump’s temperament.