Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

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Shure Brothers.

… this morning, Dotard the First tweets (emphasis mine):

Will be going to Ohio tonight to campaign for Troy Balderson for the big Congressional Special Election on Tuesday. Early voting is on. Troy is strong on Crime, the Border & loves our Military, Vets & 2nd Amendment. His opponent is a puppet of Nancy Pelosi/high taxes.”

I love you guys.

What an asshole. Despite partisan preferences, I don’t think any other president has told people which way to vote.

I don’t understand. When Obama campaigned for Hillary, was his message “both of these people are equally awesome”?

Maybe not, but he didn’t slag the opponent either. Obama has also been very careful not to publicly criticize Trump either, even though he has voiced concern about his policies.

Ohio 12th special election: How Donald Trump turned this safe Republican seat into a toss-up

That belongs in the “Living While Black in America” thread. What a racist, sorry excuse for a president, piece of shit Trump is. He is directly responsible for everything reported in that thread.

I love Lemon’s tweet: “Who’s the real dummy? A man who puts kids in classrooms or one who puts kids in cages?”

American professional sports that piss off Trump:

NBA: 75% African-American
NFL: 65% African-American

Sports that Trump apparently has no beef with:

Major League Baseball: 8.5% A-A
NHL: 5% A-A
NASCAR: unknown but tiny
I’m sure it’s a coincidence.

I guess the genius isn’t as stable as he thinks he is:

Trump at a precarious moment in his presidency: Privately brooding and publicly roaring

Internationally, I’m sure Trump hates New Zealand’s All Blacks rugby team by default.

And Melania fires back!

Trump has that rally in Ohio, tonight. (He’s onstage as I type.)

He doesn’t have much to say that will inspire cheers: the economy is generally still coasting along on the good decisions of the Obama Administration, but there are troubling rumblings of the upcoming fallout from Trump’s tariffs.

The Ohio crowd will have watched Trump defer to Putin in a most un-strongman fashion.

What on earth does he have to offer them???

Well, racism, of course.

…And apparently his cue is being followed:

“Jungle journalism.” And the crowd goes wild!!!

Eh, it’s damage control, little more. Nothing to see here

Trump brought Jim Jordan on stage during his Ohio rally.

She really should just go ahead and tweet “Look, people, my husband is just a colossal asshole. It’s never going to change. Trust me : just nod, smile, ignore anything that comes out of his mouth and it’ll all be over soon enough”.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the Prez sleeps tonight…