Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

I have a little more faith in our national intelligence apparatus – that if they wanted to tap Trump’s phones, Breitbart / Trump certainly would never have known it.

I hear buy decide to have a bacun, letus and tomatoe sandwitch for lunch.

I ordered some stuff on Amazon. It should be hereby next Tuesday.
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I understand Amazon will start taking phone orders in the near future.

It will be offered as the Hear Buy service.

I think the word you’re looking for is hearby.

If I were Obama, I’d sue him. Character defamation. Something! The day this Frito-Lay Turd gets on a stand to be questioned for anything would be a great place to start the impeachment.

Is it worse for Trump if there was actually a FISA warrant and he just revealed that on Twitter, or if there wasn’t and he’s just a crazy person? Either way, his tweets today don’t bode well for him.

Besides April, when all of us who pay taxes on an annual basis cough up (if we’re not owed refunds), the other months that show a lot of surpluses are June, September, and January, when payments are made by those who make estimated payments on a quarterly basis, and for some reason December.

So the January surplus is due to Trump’s remarkable ability to fail to scare quarterly filers into hiding their money under their mattresses rather than making their usual quarterly payments. Astounding!

I thought he was from Boston

I was just wondering if Obama could sue our lying sack-of-shit “president.”

To sue successfully, they’d have to prove that someone took Trump seriously. At this point, that would probably be hard.

Nothing heard from the White House in the 12 or so hours since that last series of tweets. I wonder if Traitor Trump broke into the liquor cabinet last night and is sleeping it off now.

He’s busy golfing. It’s only costing taxpayers $75,000/hole.

He’s supposedly a teetotaler, and it’s strangely one of the few things that I might believe about him.

What would happen if someone got alcohol into him with a recording device nearby?
What tales would he tell?

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Trump supporters are gathering in numbers to make their support known!

"At the nation’s capital, nearly a hundred people stood in the shadow of the Washington Monument to peacefully demonstrate their solidarity with the president.

Probably paid by Russia.

Cheapskates. The Democrats can apparently afford to hire millions of people at $1500 a head to demonstrate against him.

Maybe this job has driven him to drink. Reports on CNN are he is livid about Sessions recusing himself and that this weekend is the angriest anyone has ever seen Traitor Trump.

Maybe he’ll demand his resignation.