Because he didn’t get his way.
For sure!
So, anyway, the city fathers decided that since Beethoven was so famous and all, they should build a nice memorial for him and move his remains from the modest gravesite where he was interred. So, they did, and time came to move him. The dug up his casket and were going to load it on the cart when they noticed a faint but distinct noise from within the casket!
After hemming and hawing, the took a crowbar and opened it. There was Ludwig von Beethoven, lying in a pile of musical manuscript paper, patiently rubbing away notes with an eraser.
“Ludwig! Ludwig! What are you doing?”
“I’m decomposing.”
You’re welcome.
And on that note…
3 minutes ago:
“We finally agree on something Rosie.”
In response to a Rosie O’Donnell tweet of December 20th where she said:
“FIRE COMEY”.
Trump (or his assistant) spending the working afternoon throwing shade at a person whose Q score peaked in 1992. Good job!
Anyone know just WTF this is?
Yeah, they’re investigating those 3 million illegal aliens who voted for Hillary, and Trump has named Kris Kobach, Secretary of State of Kansas, to run it. He’s the guy who’s one of the big pushers behind voter ID laws.
I’m from the UK, and in the last 100 days I’ve gone from laughing at Trump, to despising him, to feeling physical nauseated by the fact that he’s President. I guess this is what you guys have been feeling for the last 3 months.
Man…
I went the laughing-to-despising route back during the campaign. When it started to look like he had a non-zero chance of winning, I went straight to “numbing depression”. Since the election, I’ve swung back and forth between terror and despair. And then I hear about polls that suggest if the election were held today, he’d still win, and I wonder, “What the hell kind of people are we?” 
Laughing? Despising? Nausea? Oh, no, we are WAY beyond that.
Over a year. Once I realized he was going to be the Republican nominee and the face of one of the two major parties for the US, I lost it.
Looking for ways to rig more elections and keep “the wrong people” from voting.
A full, active and deliberate cold hate is more accurate.
Of particular interest is finding out how they were able to cover up their tracks so well as to leave absolutely no evidence. This thing goes deeper than you can imagine, people!
I’ve managed to keep up a state of slobbering and incoherent drunkenness since November 9, 2016, so I couldn’t tell you exactly what my emotions are. And I plan to stay this way until impeachment.
I, myself, have managed to stagger around in a state of sheer disbelief. I reject this reality and substitute my own!
Projectile vomiting while simultaneously shitting blood?
Honestly, I’ve just grabbed the popcorn and enjoyed it for the shitshow that it is. It’s wholly entertaining watching the Trumpniks defend their boy. (And I mean Trumpniks, not Republicans in general, as I know plenty of good Republicans.) This is not to say I’m not worried, but I’m glad Mattis and McMaster are in there helping temper the military front. A couple appointments I can agree with Trump on.
I’ve got to agree on this - there’s never a dull moment and just when you thought you’d seen everything…
Yes, I’m properly horrified but I hate to think what would be happening if we had President Cruz — I have no reason to think the cabinet picks would be any different and they’d probably actually be getting stuff done. I like seeing Republicans spending so much time on damage control - it reduces the amount of time they have to spend concocting destructive public policy.
I’ve been hearing talk that Trump might send Lindsey Graham a certified letter to put an end to any Russian controversy once and for all. Oh, how I hope he does this … and I hope they let him write every word himself. Please, please please.
And in case you missed it he did an interview with NBC’s Lester Holt and he says the Comey firing was all his idea and he did it because of the fake Russia story.
Quote from Trump
“In fact when I decided to just do it [fire Comey] , I said to myself “You know, this Russia Thing, with Trump and Russia, is a made-up story. It’s an excuse by the Democrats for having lost the election”…more babble ending with " It [the investigation] should have been over a long time ago, because it’s just an excuse.”
Oh, please send Lindsey Graham a “certified letter”, Old Dickory. Maybe Graham will read it outloud.
I’ve joined the Can’t-Wait-To-See-The-Leopard-Eat-Your-Face-Too Party