Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

What a short memory he has.

Shows us where Sessions gets his cues from…

But it’s perfect for him isn’t it? This twit just loves his Twitter.

How the fuck was HRC colluding with Russia?
That asshole Comey investigated her, and somehow managed to sabotage her with a “we found nothing but she still sucks” sort of “press release”, directly affecting the outcome of the election.

So again, how the fuck was HRC colluding with Russia?

She was the one that was hacked and attacked and buried in Russian fake news. In fact, Putin hates her and saw this election as a chance to “get” her, while installing an orange fucking stooge in her place. Which party suddenly changed their party platform to to pro-Russia and anti-sanction? Which guys are now being investigated for lying about their contacts with Russia? Etc etc etc.

right - but its Mueller that is running the investigation into obstruction.

Maybe she really didn’t want to be president.

My take/prediction*:

Trump wants to fire Mueller, but there are two problems.

  1. he can’t fire him himself he needs Rosenstein to do it (Same reason Nixon had to fire so many people to finally get down to Bork).
  2. He needs some thin veil of plausibility for the firing so that people like Okrahoma have some talking point to latch onto.

So he has another dinner and asks everyone to leave the room besides Rosenstein and happens to mention that he hopes that Rosenstein will rein in Muller. When Rosenstein resists, Trump fires him the next day, with the claim that Rosenstein was actually the one who was obstructing justice because he was the one who recommended firing Comey. By getting rid of Rosenstein he is really upholding justice. But that isn’t enough, to really ferret out the bad Hombre justice obstructors he needs to fire everyone associated with Rosenstein, such as say Mueller who was hired by a justice obstructor. And so Rosenstein must be replaced by someone who will fire Mueller. Finally now that all the Justice obstructors have been fired there is no reason to continue the investigation, and he can go back to playing golf.

  • admittedly this is all without evidence and probably won’t happen, but I’m putting it out so that in the unlikely event I turn out to be right at a later date, I can point to it here so you can marvel at my political accumin

Mr. Mueller works for Mr. Rosenstein; therefore, Mr. Rosenstein is conducting the investigation, just as Mr. Comey was conducting the FBI investigation.

Is that a particularly spicy kind of political accuracy? :stuck_out_tongue:

I really like his latest tweet, in which he brags about an outlier poll showing him with a 50% approval rating. “Hey guys, this one poll found that only 50% of Americans think I’m shit!”

Bold added.

Minor nitpick (is there any other kind?): Nixon didn’t fire Attorney General Elliot Richardson or Deputy Attorney General William Ruckelshaus. They both resigned in turn rather than fire Cox. Bork was left [del]holding the bag[/del] and he fired Cox.

What would have happened, I wonder, if they’d both refused to fire Cox and refused to resign.

Didn’t Bork actually move up to Acting Attorney General from his Solicitor General’s job before doing the firing?

I can imagine all kinds of slapstick going on in the White House as all the various players in this farce attempt to Never Be Alone With Trump.

Does Rasmussen only conduct polls in the confederate states? It’s remarkable that they are 10 to 15 percent off reputable polling outfits:

Of the Mesopotamian variety. You know, “Sumer is acummin in.”

Sorry.

His Orangeness also sent forth this today:

[QUOTE=Cheeto-Bandito]
The Fake News Media hates when I use what has turned out to be my very powerful Social Media - over 100 million people! I can go around them
[/QUOTE]

How many of those are bots again?

I think he’s wrong btw. We all love when he tweets. The only people who hate it are his legal team and the WH communication team.

The winners of that round will advance to the semi-final, Never Be Alone With Cosby.

Yes.

Read the 1973 story here. Pretty interesting. Nixon was a bastard. He was smart and literate and not batshit nuts like Trump, but nuts in his own way.

“Sorry – Mr. Bannon is in conference with the Kleagle. May I take a message…?”