Butt implants?

I don’t get it either. I remember seeing some guy on one of those plastic surgery shows… think it was maybe the one with that flaming gay Brazilian plastic surgeon and his dopey blonde beard of a wife, but I can’t say for sure… where a guy was obsessed with his calves because no matter how much he worked out, they weren’t big enough for him. He said when he walked around in public he felt like everyone was staring at his puny calves. I guess he got them and lived happily ever after, at least until he noticed his grotesquely sharp elbows or underdeveloped taint or something.

This procedure gets the coveted ACM Stamp of Approval.

Well that certainly is a large ass woman. To each her own. My vote is going to be something a bit sleeker.

I’ve got nothing against butt implants or any implants for that matter!

The anal bleaching thing for people who aren’t in porn is fairly hilarious though.

This thread reminds me of the King of the Hill episode where Hank was diagnosed with lackofbuttitis or somesuch and was prescribed wearable butt enhancers.

I’ve heard of fake muscle implants for men’s arms as well.