Butterface girls

Are you serious? The woman could be Dobby’s stunt double.

Thank you! That man is ugly! And I’m entirely sick of hearing about how damn good-looking he is. That man went on a three day hike through the forests of ugly and forgot to bring a machete to clear his path. He’s UGLY.

Word. She looks like a Barbie doll after you squeeze her head. And I would even say her body’s not all that, and that would be the only reason she would not be eligible for this thread.

No it ain’t.

As for Sarah Jessica Parker, I howled at the Family Guy line when Peter is talking about censorship…

…yet I still think she’s quite beautiful. More so than Nixon or Catrall.

Steffi Graf

Cynthia Nixon was kinda cute in The Manhattan Project. She has not aged well.

Remember her in Amadeus, as well? She was cute in kind of a… chambermaid kind of way…

I’d have to go with Danni Ashe. From the neck down she looks like she was designed by a horny male god as a plaything. From the neck up she looks like that aunt who always liked you a lot as a child but kinda frightened you.

She was cute in that, I didn’t realize it was her.

She was cute in Little Darlings, the “classic” Tatum O’Neal & Kristy McNichol from 1980.
Before anyone accuses me of being sick I saw the movie in the theatre and she is my age. I liked her and Kristy a lot back then. (Kristy is a little older).

Jim

Amy Smart.

Iggy Pop according to my friend M.

Okay…all of you are smoking crack. Amy Smart, Salma Hayek and Penelopee Cruz are all pretty good looking.

Drea De Matteo and Illeanna Douglas are Jersey or Long Island hot. They have hot boddies but ok faces and terrible accents.

Tennis player Stefi Graff is a butterface. She has a hot body…but her face :eek:

Laura Dern (Jurassic Park)…also a butterface.

I third (or fourth) Sarah Jessica Parker!
And I once read a review talking about what a knockout Glenn Close is!?
Glenn Close forchrissakes?

Mariah Carey - hot body, not so hot face

You may be onto something. And yet…

Cripes! It’s like Yushchenko’s before and after pics

Iggy Pop is an excellent example.

Also, drummer Tommy Aldridge.

My female nominations in this category:

Wendy O. Williams of the Plasmatics

Christina Amphlett of the Divinyls

(Sorry if the pics are a little small for Christina, but the original site I had picked out shut down over traffic issues.)

Um…he’s stunningly ugly in both pictures. He just looks hung over in the first one, in addition to being ugly.

I nominate Tobey Maguire. He has a fairly nice body, especially in the Spiderman movies, but man is he ugly. Ewan McGregor too. I can’t fathom why so many women find them attractive.

Re Men Chuck Norris is not all that handsome facewise, but has a very fit athletic body.

Minnie Driver has a sexy body and an interesting face. Not particualry pretty or ugly but interesting.

I always thought (IMO) Loni Anderson was very volumptous but not particuarly attractive facewise, it’s almost cartoony.

I agree – I think Amy Smart is rather pretty.
But… there’s always… Sandra Bernhard. Not a bad body, but… too bad they had to put Mick Jagger’s head on it.

Angelina Jolie is most definately a butterface.