In this thread Meatros nominated me for Rookie of the Year. I am so honored. Thanks Meatros. I’ll try to keep up the good work.
If you win, do you promise to lurk more?
[sub]You do realize that thread was utterly and completely tongue-in-cheek, yes? Or am I being whooshed for the nth time?[/sub]
Methinks, t’was the OP who was whooshed.
And somewhere, out there, the crowd does laugh …
[Michael Jackson]
I thank God for this gift of singing! And I thank MTV for this award for Entertainer of the Millenium!
[/Michael Jackson]
Uh…
{office space manager voice} yeah. Okay.
Hmmm…Okay, well keep in mind that just because you’ve been nominated, doesn’t mean you are going to win. The competition is fierce and at times cut throat. There are many other worthy nominees, so keep if you keep your edge, you’ll be a shoe in.
I’m sure the awards will be up at the beginning of the new year…
Aren’t I a racist for not nominating and supporting you, Michael?
No, no, there REALLY is a “rookie doper of the year” award ceremony. It’s being held in Atlantis, and the prize is a feast of Jackalope meat and a golden statue of Loki.
I’ve already got a statue of Loki.
Jackalope meat gives me gas.
Atlantis is just around the corner from me. (Serious, it’s a night club)
Put up your sails men! The whoosh is coming!
You know, it would sort of be fun to have a doper of the year award thing…
Oh, sure, I’ve heard that excuse before.
Whoa, did I say that out loud?
Meatros and BZ00000 sittin’ ina tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
As my fiance says, “you sir, are going the right way for a smacked bottom!”
(Ryan buys Meatros another Pint) Whattle be?
Uh thanks…am I to suppose that you want a spanked bottom, because that’s what it appears like…
I’m getting scared now…
no,no I was just imagining two drunkards speaking nonsense(us), and I offer you another pint.
Well I do …
All hail BZ– the Leader of the Banned.
Wow.
High.Freaking.Larious.
Whoa! When did that happen? What did I miss?