M.O.N.T.: Machine Optimized for Nocturnal Troubleshooting
M.I.C.H.A.E.L.: Mechanical Intelligent Construct Hardwired for Assassination and Efficient Learning
L.O.R.D.: Lifeform Optimized for Repair and Destruction
V.E.G.A.: Violence and Efficient Gratification Android
Ladies, the line for spankings forms to the left. 
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J.E.A.N.N.I.E.: Journeying Electronic Android Normally for Nocturnal Infiltration and Exploration
Pretty cool!
S.K.U.G.G.I.: Synthetic Kinetic Unit Generated for Galactic Infiltration
N.A.T.A.S.H.A.: Networked Artificial Technician Assembled for Sabotage and Hazardous Assassination
T.A.S.H.A.: Transforming Android Skilled in Hazardous Assassination
Hmmm. Interesting.
Oh, since Jess is out of town, I might as well type in hers as well.
H.Y.P.E.R.: Humanoid Yearning for Peacekeeping and Efficient Repair
G.I.R.L.: Galactic Infiltration and Repair Lifeform
J.E.S.S.I.C.A.: Journeying Electronic Soldier Skilled in Infiltration and Ceaseless Assassination
J.E.S.S.: Judge Engineered for Scientific Sabotage
K.A.T.: Killing and Assassination Technician
And from the AIEEE link:
Known Audio Terminal
Digital Zombie
Sarah: Synthetic Artificial Repair and Assassination Humanoid.
Silver_Fire: Synthetic Individual Limited to Violence and Efficient Repair_Functional Individual Responsible for Exploration
Synthetic Technician Engineered for Violence and Exploration
Lifelike Upgraded eXterminator Fabricated for Infiltration and Accurate Troubleshooting
Violence, exploration, troubleshooting; it’s a dangerous life, baby, but fish gotta swim, you know what I’m saying? Lemme buy you another wine cooler.
C.H.R.I.S.: Cybernetic Humanoid Responsible for Infiltration and Sabotage
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