Sup y’all? Haven’t been around for a couple weeks, so I thought I drop by.
Here’s something I stumbled across while I was sufing the net
http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-cyborger.html
I think I’m going to convert to the dark side and go
kick some cyborg-ass.
That was fun! 
Here are the results I got:
JENN : Judge Enginered for Nullification & Negotiation
and
BLUEMON : Biomechanical Lifelike Unit Engineered for Mathematics & Online Nullification
Thanks Imthecowgodmoo! 
Cool, my results:
M.A.T.T.H.E.W.: Mechanical Artificial Technician Trained for Hazardous Exploration and Warfare
M.B.L.A.C.K.W.: Mechanical Biomechanical Lifeform Assembled for Ceaseless Killing and Warfare
My results…
R.U.T.H.: Robotic Unit Trained for Harm
T.O.P.A.Z.: Technician Optimized for Peacekeeping and Accurate Zoology
A.N.T.A.R.E.S.: Artificial Networked Technician Assembled for Repair and Efficient Sabotage
hmm Harm, Sabotage and Peacekeeping… interesting combination…
At least as far as my username is concerened:
L.E.X.I.C.O.N.: Lifelike Electronic eXterminator Intended for Calculation and Online Nullification
This one is really scary, since I do tech support from 4pm to 1am, and whilst doing so, have to be basically fake and happy and courteous:
S.A.N.T.I.: Synthetic Artificial Nocturnal Troubleshooting Individual
That one is so accurate, it’s almost scary!
<shiver!>
S.I.L.O.: Synthetic Individual Limited to Observation
M.I.C.H.A.E.L.: Mechanical Intelligent Construct Hardwired for Assassination and Efficient Learning
Hey, that’s neat.
L.I.S.A.: Lifeform Intended for Sabotage and Assassination
B.R.A.C.H.Y.: Biomechanical Robotic Android Calibrated
for Hazardous Yardwork
Watch out for those weeds!
General Upgraded Youth
Positronic Robotic Organism Programmed for Scientific Killing and Infiltration
Machine Intended for Killing and Exploration
I like that last one–killing AND exploration. Very versatile.
Ha! How very appropriate.
T.Y.M.P.: Technician Yearning for Mathematics and Peacekeeping
S.O.U.L.: Synthetic Obedient Utility Lifeform
S.L.I.N.G.: Synthetic Lifeform Intended for Nocturnal Gratification
i’m loyal, and i see it as my duty to please that booty!
but only at night mind you. any takers?
L.I.L.B.I.T. - Lifelike Intelligent Lifeform Built for Infiltration and Troubleshooting
I can live with that.
M.A.G.D.A.: Mechanical Artificial Galactic Destruction Android
Oh, and I’m also a Judge Engineered for Nullification and Negotiation, like Monchichi
S.P.O.L.V.Y. Synthetic Person Optimized for Violence and Yardwork
(i dunno about the yardwork part :D)
J.E.F.F. Judge Engineered for Forbidden Fighting
I guess the violence theme fits the mood…I kinda like 'em
A.L.E.X.: Artificial Lifeform Engineered for eXecution
F.N.O.R.D.: Functional Networked Organism Responsible for Destruction
uh oh, the real meaning of FNORD???
you tell me
B.I.G.H.E.A.D.: Biomechanical Intelligent Guardian Hardwired for Exploration and Accurate Destruction
D.A.V.E.: Device Assembled for Violence and Exploration. ROFL!
What, nobody followed the link over to AIEEE? No IT types here?
B.I.G.H.E.A.D.: Balanced Interactive Global Hypertext Engine Driver
D.A.V.E.: Double Array Viewer Equipment - so, I guess, I’ve got the standard binocular vision?
S.E.A.L.E.: Synthetic Electronic Android Limited to Exploration
M.O.N.: Machine Optimized for Nullification
E.R.I.C.: Electronic Robotic Infiltration Construct
Groovy!
K.E.N.N.Y. - Knight Engineered for Nullification and Nocturnal Yardwork
S.T.A.N.G.E.R.: Synthetic Transforming Android Normally for Galactic Exploration and Repair
M.O.E.: Machine Optimized for Exploration
B.B.B.B.B.B.B.: Biomechanical Bionic Being Built for Battle and Basic Botany
Hey, it creates toungue twisters too. Touche!
D.E.M.O.: Device Engineered for Mathematics and Observation
V.I.N.C.E.: Variant Intended for Nocturnal Calculation and Exploration
Cool!
Z. A. C. K.:Zombie Assembled for Calculation and Killing
F.L.Y.P.S.Y.D.: Functional Lifelike Youth Programmed for Sabotage and Your Destruction
Apparently, I’m a bad motha. Stay outta my way, you meat tubes, or I’ll permanently disable your neural nets.
M.I.N.X.S.: Machine Intended for Nocturnal eXecution and Sabotage (kind of appropriate, considering she’s a cat).
M.O.M.: Machine Optimized for Mathematics (hardly)
S.U.S.A.N.: Synthetic Unit Skilled in Assassination and Nullification
This is neat. Thanks Cowgod. BTW, it’s great to see you back 