Two for the price of one

[Why_A_Duck]

More toys from our friends at the Brunching Shuttlecocks:

Cyborger!

My username is an acronym for:

Positronic Construct Used for Battle and Efficient Destruction

Then we have the

The Alanis Morissette Lyric Generator!

“I Think”

I Think thongs are really a huge problem
I Think boxers are too much on my mind
I Think briefs have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a black rain, beating down on me
Like a Whitman line, which won’t let go of my brain
Like my ex’s ass, it is in my head
Blame it on under pants
Blame it on under pants
Blame it on under pants

I Think wedgies are gonna drive us all crazy
And bikini bottoms make me feel like a child
I Think granny pants will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a black rain, beating down on me
Like a Whitman line, which won’t let go of my brain
Like my ex’s ass, it is in my head
Blame it on under pants
Blame it on under pants
Blame it on under pants

Like a black rain, beating down on me
Like my ex’s smile, cruel and cold
Like Whitman’s ass, it is in my head
Blame it on under pants
Blame it on under pants
Blame it on under pants

[Le_Sang]

Well, Ithink I’m too frightened to respond to the second part, but my acronym was:

Lifelike Entity Skilled in Assasination and Nocturnal Gratification. (How can you pass up an opportunity to flaunt skills like that? )

Le Sang

[Chez_Guevara]

The site imposes a limit of 7 characters for a name, so Nostra gives:

Networked Obedient Sabotage and Terran Repair Android

Furthermore, Cecil is revealed as:

Cybernetic Electronic Calculation and Infiltration Lifeform

How do they know these things?

[Reeder]

Interesting…

R.E.E.D.E.R.: Robotic Electronic Entity Designed for Exploration and Repair

[Stuffy]

I had to leave off the b and an f but…

S.T.U.F.I.N.: Synthetic Transforming Unit Fabricated for Infiltration and Nullification
Very Cool!

[mouthbreather]

Mechanical Obedient Unit Trained for Hazardous Battle and Repair – Electronic Android Trained for Hazardous Exploration and Repair

[Ferggie]

BWA HA HA!

I’m a Functional Electronic Replicant Generated for Galactic Infiltration and Exploration

Yes, just watch as I infiltrate your galaxy…

[Lady_Ice]

L.A.D.Y.I.C.E - Lifelike Artificial Device Yearning for Infiltration and Ceaseless Exploration.

Yearning? I want my infiltration and ceaseless exploration now! I never get what I want…

[Jane_D_oh]

Journeying Artificial Neohuman Engineered for Destruction and Online Harm

Neohuman? WTF. I’m changin’ my name. Although destuction and online harm could be fun…

[Lsura]

L.S.U.R.A.: Lifelike Synthetic Unit Responsible for Assassination
I’d say that’s veeeery interesting. I could tell ya why it’s so interesting, but then I’d have to kill ya.

[Kbean]

K.B.E.A.N.: Kinetic Being Engineered for Assassination and Nullification. I like it…

[dentarthurdent]

D.E.N.T.: Device Engineered for Nocturnal Troubleshooting

Good thing it wasn’t D.E.N.E. I can just imagine the result of that… although that may be applicable too

[AwSnappity]

Functional Individual Responsible for Exploration
Upgraded Networked Device Engineered for Repair
Person Assembled for Nocturnal Troubleshooting and Sabotage
Being Optimized for Online Battle and Sabotage

[sup]Darn long name![/sup]

Although, I already have an acronym for FUB in my sig…

[struuter]

Well, I don’t know how I feel about this.

Synthetic Transforming Replicant Used for Ultimate Troubleshooting

Seems like a mouthful to me…

[Fugazi]

F.U.G.A.Z.I.: Functional Unit Generated for Assassination and Zealous Infiltration

Zealous? I guess that’s what I get for having a Z in my name

[Cougarfang]

C.O.U.G.A.R.: Cybernetic Obedient Unit Generated for Assassination and Repair

OBEDIENT?!

grrrrrrrrr…

[Darwin_s_Finch]

D.A.R.W.I.N.S. - Digital Artificial Replicant Wanting Infiltration and Nocturnal Sabotage
F.I.N.C.H. - Functional Intelligent Nocturnal Calculation Humanoid

Here, we see a cyborg in conflict. While he is both functional and intelligent, and has an adequate night job performing calculations, he desires more. He wants to be a CyberSpy, dammit! Note that he is undoubtedly well-equipped for this calling, as he is currently nocturnal (which is probably why he is posting this at 2:51 am), and would seek to remain so when performing his duties of sabotage.

[Piell]

Positronic Intelligent Exploration and Learning Lifeform

[Soda]

**S.O.D.A.: Synthetic Organism Designed for Assassination.[b/]
Heh. I like it.

My puppy is S.I.G.G.E.: Synthetic Individual Generated for Galactic Exploration.
Individual Generated for Galactic Exploration I can agree with (he’ll examine anything within his reach), but are Synthetic Individuals supposed to leave puddles on the floor?

[Soda]

Don’t yell at me. I’m designed for Assassination, not Coding.