I’ll buy you a new one.
The next time you’re in Spain.
In Spain, the monitors are four metres wide and display sideways. They give Middlebro headaches, or dolores de cabeza.
Now I need a new keyboard too.
Necesito pasar más tiempo en el hoyo.
Well this thread seems to have gone well for the OP.
For BigT, backfired pittings are like mother’s milk!
It’s turned into one of the all-time great circular firing squads.
Isn’t that what they use for executions…in Spain?
But he can’t drink milk. It has capsaicin in it.
I’m lost.
Who are we bullying again?
Your turn.
So get your big ass up and move on out.
No one is fucking you over, or even interested in fucking you over.
And no one is forcing you to stay in Podunk.
Stop picking on store employees and take responsibility for yourself.
Was this your BigTard impression?
The “weeks too late” part is dead-on, but there’s too much profanity and not enough sanctimonious TL;DR. I give it a 6.
Yup. 
Also, no white-knighting of the lowly store employee, his mother, and cows.
Well this thread is certainly lulzy.
Of course, in Texas we lulz differently than most of you other cats, and way better than they do in Spain.
(Anybody else got the image of Cartman screaming at his mom about maybe getting a kiss before the next time she decides to FUCK him?)
That was my second thought. The first was : “why don’t you ground the meat yourself?”
FTR my ex was highly allergic to eggs and “normally” allergic to a dozen of other things (those would give her only rashes or stomachaches, not free rides to the hospital), so I know the issue.
And yes you can’t rely on people selling you foodstuff, generally speaking (lesson learned during the “egg-free birthday cake/birthay of hell” incident), you need to prepare yoru own dishes and only eat out in places where you know with certainty that the owner is highly reliable.
Seriously, would have it applied in a situation where a customer stating he was highly allergic to some food item had asked you if it was present in whatever he wanted to buy? I assume the store owner, at the very least, wouldn’t want to end up liable as a result of said customer’s death.
Please ignore my two previous posts. I hadn’t realized that I was so late to the party, that the thread was so long and that it was such a trainwreck.