:dubious: 
That was great! ^_^;;
Perhaps you could type in an aria from your favorite grand opera so as to raise the tone?
It may be getting tired, but since I missed my chance yesterday, I’ve got to get my 2 cents into day.
Ladies and gentlemen of the SDMB, in a tribute to one of the champions of the sport of kings, I will be happy to be your Siege of Whore.
Stallions welcome.
CJ
I think I’m up for that challenge …
There, that raised the standards of discourse no end, didn’t it? (OK, it’s from Don Giovanni, and roughly translates as “let’s all get very drunk, dance a lot, and pick up girls”, but it’s opera, innit, so it’s cultural by definition, right? It can’t be smutty if it’s cultural.)
Lost4Whore?
Whore4Life?
LostWhoreLife?
sorry…I felt left out.
Oh, and Siege?
:: paws ground with hoof and snorts ::
I was the person who started the Aubrey thread because she lied to a moderator about my dear and loving husband to save her own ass and try to justify that she semi-flamed someone outside of the Pit. She said it was in self defensive to something Sauron called her that he never said.
It turned into a whorefest but it didn’t start out that way. It started as a legitimate rant.
Apparently it’s no big deal to lie to a mod and post something inaccurate about another poster on the board.
And Aubrey never showed back up to defend herself or apologize for her mistake. I didn’t ask for the thread to be closed down BTW because I was hoping she would at least have the decency to come in there and apologize.
Oh, well…live and learn.
It was funny the first time it happened, but after that it was getting run into the ground.
I would like to add humbly that not everyone spends all day, every day at SDMB, and so it is natural that some posters feel glutted with stuff while other posters have missed the boat.
No one has to be a jerk about it, and IMO, Cajun Man’s post struck me as jerkish, even the third time I read it.
Not to say he shouldn’t have locked the thread, far be it from me to question the wisdom of a mod, but since SDMBers are (obviously) having such fun with the whoremongering, why not suggest a constructive alternative, like opening a “Brothel” thread in MPSIMS, where one can state one’s room number, Whore name, and particular specialty?
It’s less likely to foster resentment and rebellion than just shutting people down. Especially when they are so persistent in amusing themselves in a way that is deemed unsuitable for the Pit.
Well, you now have the solution to how to get “trainwreck” threads closed … hijack them into a “What’s your whore name?” fest, and a Mod. will close it.
(This is not a serious suggestion!)
Oh, and Aries? I would definitely have used the “Report this post to a moderator” option post haste: both flaming outside the Pit and misrepresenting the words of another are offenses against board rules, and it sounds like Aubrey did both.
Whores are funny and all, sure, but for pure humor value nothing beats out up comes Creamy Pete for the money Chopper owes Fatty the Bitch.
Sorry noclueboy, but it HAD already been done with cheese, and if there is anything I remember from childhood, it is this:
The cheese stands alone.
[hijack]
dalovindj, can I just say that you come across as extremely well-read and eloquent? And that, after the Aubrey debacle, I perused the old thread of yours referenced and you seem to have grown my tremendous leaps and bounds since your early incarnation here at the SDMB. And that I always look forward to reading your posts… they are clear, concise and oft times, very witty. Besides, you’ve now given me a greater appreciation for hip-hop. My most sincere compliments and praise all the way 'round. Humbly, I sumbit that you rock. Or, better stated…
You da man! 
[/thus endeth the hijack]
Behold! The power of cheese. 
And monkeys.
But not whores. 
Well, even tho no Mods came by to offer their sagacity and wit, I consider my question fairly well answered. Thanks, Dopers.
Wow. I’m humbled. That was easily the kindest thing anyone on this board has ever said to me. I must admit that I have learned a tremendous amount by hanging out around here. I’m a knowledge seeker, and this is the finest place to find knowledge I’ve ever come across. In two years here I think I’ve learned more than I learned in all of high school (might of had something to do with me sleeping through most of it).
Glad you have enjoyed what I’ve written, and thanks again for the wonderful compliment. Wish you all the best. . .
DaLovin’ Dj
I know Rasa will not come in here to say it, so I will:
NO WHORES!
Mmmm…Cheese whores…
I’m struggling to riff on the Monty Python cheese shop sketch but the imagery isn’t quite gelling.
Too good a quote not to put in this thread:
During the 1930s the majority of the British people were opposed to Italy’s invasion of Ethiopia. However, looking at the bigger picture of power politics, Foreign Minister Sir Samuel Hoare went to Paris and, with his opposite number in France, M. Laval, concocted a scheme where Britain and France would consent to the Italian takeover in exchange for Italian concessions and support elsewhere.
Sir Samuel was roundly denounced for this in Parliament and forced to resign.
King George V, in a rare witticism, commented:
No more whores? Then I’m changing my alter-ego to Cheftitute.