Well, we’re out of cake!
I could bake another one. As soon as I go to Ikea and get the Kitchenware Starter Kit. And clean the oven.
Thick & chewy rum cake with hot, juicy butterflies. Write, Tintin?
Tintin!
Oh, very well, your choice of cake or your choice of* death .
*The ‘of’ might not be worksafe, just a warning.
Cinamon or martingale?
Peter Pan or Lazarus?
XML or Kismet?
Hope or Wallpaper?
Puffin or Clock?
Butter or I Can’t Believe It’s not Butter?
The lady or the tiger?
Death.
No! Wait! Cake. I mean cake.
No, no, no! You said death first, we all heard you, so death it 'tis!
BLAM!
Whew! More cake for all of us! 
I don’t like Cake. Totally overrated.
There you are Mr. Hitler, you Nazi shithead.
Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
Could I have a death cookie instead.
You had to know somebody would bring this up!
Might I have some of that lovely cake from over there?
Cake (unless I have the flu, then death would be preferable)
Butterflies definitely (as long as not in the stomach, and cake has been consumed)
Rum (as long as accompanied by daiquiri fixin’s)
Thin and crispy, I’m of the school that views pizza crust as a toppings-delivery mechanism
Astérix, definintely.
Hot
martingale (always wanted to know what that was)
Peter Pan
Kismet
Wallpaper
Clock (puffins leave messes)
Butter
…
Sunshine or pencils?
The lady or the tiger?
Oops.
Tiger (awwwwwwwww… whoozafuzzylittlekittycat???)
Let me eat your cake.
Short Skirt or Long Jacket?
(I just think its really funny that half the people in this thread are going in one direction and the half seem to have no idea what the joke is)
You’re not kidding. It’s like they have no idea who Eddie Izzard is.
So then, this isn’t related to the Cheese or Pencils thread??
Long lingering cake, and quick painless death.