Well?
Death.
Dying in instantanious, but cavities last forever.
Warts or butterflies?
I disagree. Vehemently.
Cake always.
Um, stumbling into the this or that mode…
Butterflies.
Rum or coke?
I do hate to be a bother, and I know you only had three bits…
Cake, please. 
Cake. Especially Death By Chocolate cake.
Butterflies.
Coke.
Thin & Crispy or Thick & Chewy?
Rum and Kahlua.
Au contraire mon amie… Bring pie.
Call or write?
Cake.
Butterflies.
Rum.
Thin and crispy.
Juicy or dry?
Cake, Butterflies, rum and Coke, thin & crispy, call (I never make it to write), juicy.
Hot or cold?
Death. Certainly death.
Now pie, on the other hand…
I’ll have the chicken, please.
Tastes of human…
Who had the vegetarian meal?
um…lets see…
in the cake or death bracket…we have cake (it BETTER be chocolate)
and pie. nice apple pie, please.
juicy
and also hot.
mmm…hot and juicy…chicken…
Pie.
Ala mode.
Well, so my choice is 'or death’?
Can I have the cake anyway?
Why choose?
I’ll take DEATHCAKE!
Oh, alright… You’re lucky we’re Church of England.
Doesn’t it depend on the type of cake? (And the type of death, I suppose…)
Butterflies, call, email, thin and crispy, dry, and hot.
Astérix or Tintin?