"Call me Elizabeth T./Cause there's no more Dick for me!" Ted Haggard straight again

Leprosy…is crawling all over me
There goes my eyeball…into you highball
There’s goes my fiiiiingernail into you gingerale

There goes my eeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaar
Into your beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
Isn’t it amazing how similar the silly little joys of childhood are, across such a wide range of upbringings?

…cause these guys are making with the sweet Ted-loving
haiku!

Them’s limericks, Annie, not haiku, but yes indeed some of them sure are funny. My fave:

Shit, don’t revoke my English degree!

Nah, that’s the Beatles’ “Yesterday”.

Still pretty funny, though.

Robin

Looking over that page, we need (in addition to Pukey) a “Not Worthy” smiley.

Whoa, now! If we can’t get consensus on Pukey, how do you think people will react to animated smilies?? :smiley:

(For the record, I’m OK with either. Just not animated Pukey…)