"Call me Elizabeth T./Cause there's no more Dick for me!" Ted Haggard straight again

[QUOTE=Sean Factotum]

“Leprosy
All my skin is falling off of me
I’m not half the man I used to be
Oh how did I get leprosy?”
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Leprosy…is crawling all over me
There goes my eyeball…into you highball
There’s goes my fiiiiingernail into you gingerale

[QUOTE=betenoir]
Leprosy…is crawling all over me
There goes my eyeball…into you highball
There’s goes my fiiiiingernail into you gingerale
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There goes my eeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaar
Into your beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
Isn’t it amazing how similar the silly little joys of childhood are, across such a wide range of upbringings?

…cause these guys are making with the sweet Ted-loving
haiku!

Them’s limericks, Annie, not haiku, but yes indeed some of them sure are funny. My fave:

Shit, don’t revoke my English degree!

[QUOTE=Sean Factotum]
Reminds me of a John Valbee (sp?) song:

“Leprosy
All my skin is falling off of me
I’m not half the man I used to be
Oh how did I get leprosy?”
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Nah, that’s the Beatles’ “Yesterday”.

Still pretty funny, though.

Robin

[QUOTE=Annie]
…cause these guys are making with the sweet Ted-loving
haiku!
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Looking over that page, we need (in addition to Pukey) a “Not Worthy” smiley.

[QUOTE=scotandrsn]
Looking over that page, we need (in addition to Pukey) a “Not Worthy” smiley.
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Whoa, now! If we can’t get consensus on Pukey, how do you think people will react to animated smilies?? :smiley:

(For the record, I’m OK with either. Just not animated Pukey…)