The Untouchables, now that was a good movie.
Quick! Everybody out! This thread is being quarantined, it has -erm, uh - Bubonic Plague! Yeah, that’s it!
All of you go now! I’ll stay right here and protect this poor little thread…
But I’ve got nowhere else to go…
sad puppy dog eyes
Have you guys seen this game? It’s really addicting. You may even be preoccupied for several days, thereby leaving you unable to post on the SDMB. Go ahead, try it. It’s fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun… muahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa…cough, er…it’s fun.
Ambles in, looks around, kicks the thread—
Gah, not yet dead–
continues to amble on…
I have decided to stop wishing death on this thread. I hug it and pet it and will call it George.
How about “dead George”?
Nah, too twee.
Oh well. You can’t say I didn’t try.
Unless a mod does something, this thing is gonna turn into one of those 47-page Something Awful threads.
Well, what do you want a mod to do?
As long as it is 47-pages something awful threads that ends with one of my posts, I am fine with that.
No you won’t.
Damn, this will not die. Hell, we may all die of old age before the thread does.
SSG Schwartz
OK, you first.
That’s not nice 
. I had hoped this thread would last until 2107 and we would all be here for the millionth post to it.
SSG Schwartz
OK, we need to lay down some rules for posting in here. First rule: Those not named Team of Scientists are forbidden from posting in this thread. Sorry, them’s the breaks.
Oops, damn, I broke rule number one, someone report this post, so a Mod can lock it.
SSG Schwartz
You rebel. I say let it live. Long live George!
In order to understand our selves, we must first understand the thread killer. In depth analysis of the thread killer can be an enriching experience. Though the thread killer is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to so called ‘babies’, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of the thread killer.
Social Factors
While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang ‘It’s lonely at the top. Everybody’s trying to do you in’ [1] , they saw clearly into the human heart. No symbol is more potent than the thread killer in society today. It bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.
Status, Security, Fame - the thread killer, all revolve around this ‘golden fleece’. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to the thread killer, again and again.
Economic Factors
Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. Of course, the thread killer fits perfectly into the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model, a lovely model.
Political Factors
The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - ‘The two ways’ - playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.
In the words of a legend in their own life time, Augstin B. Adger ‘The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.’ [2] I argue that his insight into the thread killer provided the inspiration for these great words. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to the thread killer.
I hope, for our sake that the thread killer will endure.
Conclusion
In conclusion, the thread killer is, to use the language of the streets ‘Super Cool.’ It brings peace, applauds greatness and most importantly it perseveres.
Here with the final word is Hollywood’s Sigourney Spielberg: ‘My Daddy loved the thread killer and his Daddy loved the thread killer.’ [3]
[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records
[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing
[3] Your the thread killer - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing