Where are you getting your inside information from?
I must admit that the information you request is classified. Try the Popcorn song again and it will all be clear.
SSG Schwartz
It’s not classified. It’s…it’s resting.
Behind a streak of black ink.
Hey Guys! There’s some interesting stuff going on over here! You know, maybe you could wander over there for a while.
Hm. Maybe I should.
Yes, go! Go!
I went. I came back.
I brought pie, but I ate it.
Yuck. Wash your hands next time you eat pie without a fork. You’re getting cherry juice all over the furniture.
Meh. It’ll happen.
What will?
Now we have to call in the thread cleaners. Step aside, I have this under control. The process will take about two days and you will not be able to post until then. Well, best of luck to ya’
SSG Schwartz
Well, this is my first post in three months, but hey, this kind of thread is my bag, baby. Just for luck, here’s my thread-killing post from April 2004:
[jr mod]Sorry, you can’t kill two threads for the price of one. Not allowed.[/jr mod]
But he’s not killing two threads, is he?
We dont need to kill this thread. At this rate, the board will self-destruct in a wave of increasingly lengthy time-outs and do it for us.
Auto, before you kill this thread I just wanted to let you know that I agree.
But then none of us get the grand prize, the car and the trip to Hawaii.
Oops, I wasn’t supposed to tell people about that part
So, what’s the grand prize?
Paris Hilton pegging you.