What does pegging mean?
If you really want to know just let this thread die and I’ll PM you.
Sorry guys, the prize committee said we’ve lost funding and now the grand prize is Barbara Streisand pegging you. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
We can provide a poster of Paris Hilton with a faked autograph.
Good morning, folks. No more storms in MN, ok? It’s cutting into my threadkilling time. So, I am looking for my best threadkiller to date, just to remind you all of my prowess at being completely blah.
There’s this classic,
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8747745&postcount=12
And another.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8166253&postcount=27
Man, I suck. Cower before me.
But stop with that Barbra Streisand shit, you’re scaring me.
I just wanted to apologize. I tried to kill this thread, but I ended up knocking the whole website down instead. All I did was post a parody of “I Smoke Two Joints” entitled “I Kill Two Threads” and the board ate my post and then went into a sulk for three hours.
I’ll be more careful in the future. I promise.
fingers crossed
yeah, whatever. That’s exactly what someone who knew it was his fault would say.
Exactly.
Wow, I almost feel threatened by the depth of your suckitude. I must persevere to have the title of threadkiller to make up for my insecurities.
To TPTB: even fisha has acknowledged (and submitted to) my supreme suckitude when it comes to killing threads.
Do your duty.
But she has not seen the depths I will go to in order to win the elusive title–ThreadKiller.
SSG Schwartz
Wow, this thread almost got off the front page - before I killed it.
You did? Wow!
You lose.
Need I remind you that the term ThreadKiller is trademarked?
I will take that up with the legal team once I win.
SSG Schwartz
You? Win?
Ha!
Morn’ from this side of the Pond. Just remember that sleep will eventually wear you out tonight, so you can take a break for a while.
Can we officially declare this contest a draw? I’ll make the last post just so I can pronounce it finally dead and make the eulogy? I will give credit to all who have tried to kill it.
SSG Schwartz
That sounds fair.