Call me ThreadKiller(TM)!

Know what time it is? It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

I have inside information that **Autolycus’ ** real name is Rufus Xavier.

Now that I have posted this personal information about another member without permission you should probably close this thread. I’ll take a warning, it’s worth it for the prize I win killing this thing.

Bwuh?

Check post #607, it’s called being facetious.

(PS, after you check it, just let this die)

Rufus! Is that you?
It’s me! Bob! I sat next to you in shop class!
Remember ? You sanded one side of my face off ?

Wrecked her? I hardly knew her. Ok it’s time for bed.

This thread is still alive?

I am truly impressed - but also disappointed at my failure to kill it.

If we’re going to bring up classic sites to waste time while I slowly strangle the thread in the back room, there’s always this.

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Moonwalk and swearing always work.

Well, of course they work…but they won’t let you kill this thread.
My desire to nurture it before I crush it trumps any petty little aspirations you may have to kill my thread, fisha.

I thought the objective here was to actually KILL this thread - why tease it?

When we get to 20 pages, I’m giving up.

SSG Schwartz

I think I’ll kill it before that.

You guys are giving up?

I’m not giving up, I’m getting down.

HJ is taken, but I like mine.

Don’t know what it means, but I like it.

I had a dream last night that I found a map with three hot girls written on it. Seeing as I’ve been playing Paper Mario: 1000 Year Door, that’s understandable. Ok so I go to this apartment and a girl is riding on a blimp. She got in trouble though because she didn’t ask her parents. I think I got laid somewhere around here… it’s kinda foggy. After that though there was some sort of Ring-esque demon on the loose, terrorizing and killing anyone in a certain room. After that, everyone decided to move to a new house. Unfortunately they packed the demon in one of the boxes, and it happened all over again. At the end of the dream, I think it was actually an alter ego of one of the dream people.

As things go, it was far from my strangest.

I keep dreaming about my late father.

I had a dream
(People would you listen now)
Crazy dream
(Don’t know what you’re missing now)

SSG Schwartz

Whenever I want you, all I have to do is dre-ee-ee-ee-eam. Dream dream dream. Dree-ee-ee-eam.

Ugh, thanks a lot for that crappy song stuck in my head now.

Well, at least the thread is going well.
Now I get to kill it.