Call me ThreadKiller(TM)!

Two hours without posts. Yeah, baby, this thread is dead.

This thread is pining for the fjords.

It was just a prolonged squawk.

We did the parrot thing already. When the thread starts to repeat, it is going quickly.

SSG Schwartz

Sorry, didn’t feel like wading through12 pages of “I’m gonna be the one to kill this thread”.

Python reference retracted (but it seemed like the right thing to do at the time).

Spike Jonez directed a movie called “Do the Right Thing.”

In other news, Star Jones chose to do the wrong thing

SSG Schwartz

So, what did have you for dinner? BLT and Manhanttan clam chowder here.

Since it won’t focus on weight loss topics, do you think she’ll have anybody associated with Cop Rock on?

I’d so watch, if that were the case.

Cop Rock, now that was classic television right there. I don’t know why it doesn’t get the same respect as I Love Lucy.

SSG Schwartz

I thought Star Jones was a really big chick. Is this the same one, only in economy size now, or am I thinking of someone else?

Fettucine alfredo, salad, chips and homemade salsa.

WTF was Cop Rock?

OH MY FUCKING GOD, I just youtubed it.

People actually watched this? Even with some serious drugs, it’d be painful.

I’m going to go curl up in a ball now, whimper for my mom.

But the fact that Marc Copage, the kid who played Diahnn Carroll’s son, Cory Baker, on Julia, the seminal and groundbreaking Black TV drama from the 60s, was on two episodes of CR has gotta be worth something!

Yes, it’s the same Star Jones, minus a little bit of herself on the inside (bariatric surgery) and whole lot of herself on the outside.

Threadie’s dead. That’s what I said.

Got one more to quit. 5-4-Fighting, I am looking for the crack in your armor. I will find it. I will be the last survivor of this epitome of MPSIMS.

SSG Schwartz

Funny will always be your downfall, as in:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8893279&postcount=3.

People will always respond telling you how you cracked them up, me included.*

  • Flattered enough to concede? I’ve finished off LOUNE.

Not quite ready, but there is a thread that you might want to follow about a movie involving tennis playing crossword enthusiasts over in Cafe Society. Can’t find the link to it though. Try it, you may like it.

SSG Schwartz

Oh, I didn’t say I was quitting…

If you quit, I promise I won’t call you Dan again.

And 5-4-Fighting thanks for the praise.

(Door to the thread is closing…Now
SSG Schwartz

There we go. I’m home now and am fully equipped…to crush this here thread.

14 pages, 19 days, nah. It has gotten bigger than the both of us. That is the beauty of it. It doesn’t do anything.

SSG Schwartz