I don’t know, this is a lame thread, even to me.
Must have received their hookers and blow allowance check last week. Still sleeping it off, methinks.
Mmmmmm. Hookers and blow.
Someone needs to take this thread out behind the shed & shoot it.
We can tell everyone it’s been sent to a farm in the country to run free.
Shhhh if everyone is quiet the mods won’t notice the thread…
Be vewy, vewy qwuiet. The mods are hunting thweads.
Think they’ll get this one?
Back when I was young, we used to tell the story that if you said Cajun Man three times in a thread, he would appear and close your thread. Now that I have achieved the wisdom of age, I realize that this is just a silly superstition.
I’m too scared to try.
Do you have to hold a flashlight under your chin so you look spooky while saying it?
What sillyness. I can’t imagine believing that if you mention Cajun Man three times in a thread, that he’d close it.
It makes sense only if you’re looking in a mirror in a darkened room while you say it.
Have we mentioned Cajun Man at least 3 times?
Uh Oh.
Wait, who are we mentioning?
Cajun Man.
Why?
Cajun Man, Cajun Man, Cajun Man!
(With my sincerest, most abject apologies to Johnnie Rivers, P.F. Sloan and S. Barri)
Secret Cajun Man, secret Cajun Man
They’ve given you a mandate, so you can take away the game.
Swingin’ on the Straightdope one day
And then layin’ in wait for bad threads next day
Oh no, they let the wrong post slip
While killing threads with mundane quips
The odds are it won’t live to see tomorrow
Don’t let it end this way. 
Oh, great, mock the Mods in a snappy tune.
They’ll kill this for sure now.
Did you sing that with accent?
Is it an American accent, or an English-type (British/Irish/Scottish)
I don’t know the accent in the Depths of Depravity - I figure it’s some type of drunken slurring.
labtrash & LOUNE: the accent be from a region somewhere west of Detroit and east of Murrells Inlet. Underlaid with a Brit/Senegalese/East Timorese tinge.