OK, but now my brain hurts from trying to “hear” it in my head.
Right. I’m hearing a drunken slur.
If I pictured Eddie Murphy in Coming to America trying to sing this, would I be close?
Damn, you’re good!
But done with a drunken slur.*
- Fake, of course.
Unngggghhhhhggnn.,… Good morning.
Dude, it’s 2:47 PM, EDT.
English-type???------ NEVER INCLUDE IRISH IN THAT CATEGORY YA HEAR! 
As what character?
My sincerest apologies.
I have actually been warned about that before, and was going to put a disclaimer in there, but my boss walked in.
Again, my apologies.
Your point being? 
You’re a bum!
Uhhhm, now that you’re awake, could you get off my lawn?
I think he’s jealous you got to sleep late - on his lawn.
You don’t understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it.
Autolycus, you’re not in Orlando any more, are you?
I am actually, but only until the 31st. Then it’s back up to good ol’ Boston.
Are you from Boston?
I think we need to stick to the topic here, guys.
Topic, yes. I kill threads. End of.
Kill, kill, kill.