So sorry, lost my train of thought.
Kill threads, I do, and I will - this one. It will die by a Mod’s keystroke, but only after I post the killing…post.
Yeah, that’s it.
Faster, faster, Pussycat.
It’s not quite dead yet.
::: pokes thread with a stick :::
::: thread rears it’s head and hisses :::
Hmmm, definitely not dead yet.
::: one-hand pumps the shotgun, and fires :::
Dammit Hockey Monkey, you missed let me try that.
Lights fuse…
Y’all watch this Y’hear?
Boom!!!
SSG Schwartz
Schwartz! You were supposed throw it after you lit . . .
R.I.P.
SSG Schwartz
Would-Be Threadkiller
Now, to the thread.
Sad - killed by the very thread he was trying to kill…
Aw, Christ…
I leave for a few minutes and you get this place all messy. Didn’t anyone put down a tarp?
Most of the big pieces are on the wall.
Well, we can squeegee that off.
Don’t worry, the next poster will eat what’s left. If he has the nerve to post.
SSG Schwartz
Hell, I’ve taken some good bites out of a 1SG, so the mangled remains of a SSG who got blowed the fuck up won’t be half as much fun, but not a problem for me at all.
I hope I have enough strength left to say: Eat me, fisha
SSG Schwartz
Behold! the last post is here.
I’d be happy if we outdid the LOTR threads. Not gonna happen though.
That’s a great looking next-to-last post!
I meant, here!
Where?
Here.