No thanks, I quit smoking in January.
Congrats. I quit about 18 months ago and I still miss it sometimes.
SSG Schwartz
Is there anyway you could get this thread to quit smoking? It’s getting in my eyes.
Right. Sorry about that.
The non-smoking threadkilling section is over there. Git.
Over here?
'Twas but a flesh wound?
On second thought, if we make this thread quit smoking, it might live longer…
In that case…bring the Lucky Strikes!
That is it, I’m going to my room. I trust this will be dead by morning.
SSG Schwartz
That reminds me! ::lights up::
Was that an order sir?
Do you smell what I smell?
Smooooth ::hack:: :wheeze::
That depends. What do you smell?
Hm. You shouldn’t smoke.
Let the thread smoke.
This thread ain’t smokin’, it’s on FIRE!
Fire, fire, fire, heh heh.
We don’t need no water, let the motherfucker burn.
On the other hand, waiting for this thread to die of a smoking-related illness will be a slow and painful process. I have a better idea. Let’s get the thread drunk and send it to the Belgrade Zoo, where it might just decide to strip naked and cavort drunkenly in the polar bear exhibit.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/08/20/bear.death.reut/index.html