Call me ThreadKiller(TM)!

Reminds me of a story, that completely reinforces my idea of the unpredictability of life.

One never knows, do one?

One do, one do.

Lawrence Sanders.

Good night, folks.

Pops in, looks around. No one’s around! Dances on the table top and pulls out a beer.

bakabakashii.

I have a good reason for my absence though; I was beating Paper Mario for GC. That was a highly enjoyable digital romp!

Oh no you don’t!

:: post ::

Hey, I’d rather you not leave your post lying there, mister.

I don’t have anything clever to say to that. So you must win.

Thank you. You are most gracious.
victory is mine…muwhahahahaha…

Not quite yet, little man.

Jeez, can’t we do ***ANYTHING ** * right?

Kill this thing already!

(preferably right after this post - 'cuz I want to kill it)

No.

Ain’t gonna happen on my watch.

Yeah? I’m not even wearing a watch.

Yeah? I’m not even wearing a watch.

Yeah? I’m not even wearing a watch.

This is what I’m doing when I should be doing an assignment. My life suxxz0rz.

My watch prevents me from double-posting and tells time in three different time zones. It’s waterproof, shockproof and trollproof. It also emits deadly radiation, so the rest of you may want to stay away from this thread.

What’s that? I don’t know what you just said. I’m blind, my eardrums are melted and dripping down my neck and my pants are in flames.*

Could you stop pointing your watch at me?

  • And this thread’s showing severe symptoms as well.

Yeah? Well I’m not even wearing a watch.