Nothing important.
Hello thread.
I had gone to bed, and dreamt you dead.
But no, you must be fed.
Sure you don’t want to just starve it out?
Haiku contribution!
This thread should be dead,
Even though I have enjoyed it.
Die now thread, die now!
I’ve seen better.
fu, jerk
It’s after 2:47; where’s Auto? He should be awake by now.
Probably passed out on someone else’s lawn this afternoon.
I got up 20 minutes ago. Life is good.
You’ve got grass stains on your left cheek, umm, I mean your face.
Still haven’t got any work done… 
Ooo, maybe someone will report this flagrant breach of thread etiquette (name calling outside the Pit), and a mod will come to admonish BBS2K, and the mod will see this useless thread, and the mod will kill it, and, and we’ll all be happy, and we can continue our lives knowing it’s finally dead. And stuff like that there.
They should!
I feel victimized!
Can you figure out this magic eye? It just wont do it for me.
Don’t worry, I’m not trying to jump in at the end and get credit for killing the thread…
I just wanted to say, I’ve really enjoyed reading this exercise in inanity, and I’d like to see it make 20 pages.
Oh, and whom ever posted the link to that Bloxorz game? Thanks, the last thing I needed was yet another great web-game to waste time on. 
FU TOO!
I will violate all the jerk rules, and gramma rules, and spelling rulez dammit!
Oh, ps: let this thread die.
ETA: please
Before my retinas melted, I think I saw runes or something.
Then again, it might be the Vicodin.
I hate those things.
Just checking in folks. That bloxor game was good, thanks. Hopefully the thread has been reported and the mods are about to do something right
NOW!
Even though I have been ruthlessly attacked, I ain’t narcin on this thread.
I’ll Kill it on my own.
Now, back to the LL World Series (My hometown is in it!).
Page 19 baby…here I come!