I was gonna post this morning, but I was having sex. I see my life affirming activity has kept this thread alive.
SSG Schwartz
Until I killed it by having sex with your wife too.
Now you all know the real reason I wasn’t getting any this morning. She was busy.
Why, I wasn’t putting it to you instead?
More importantly, is there going to be a catfight?
Yes, but you can’t watch. I’m a prude.
Ouch, are we trying to beat the other Dopers remaining into submission. Take it out on the thread, not me. We can beat this thread, we can kill it. We don’t have to beat on the other Dopers. That is what the Pit is for.
SSG Schwartz
Stop pretending. You’re all a bunch of pathetic dweebs living in your mum’s basement and you know it.
Aw. Boo.
Pictures?
Nah, we’re not trying to beat other Dopers into submission. This is a fair fight…which is why I haven’t killed it yet. I’m all about charity.
It’s going to be hard for me to pit your wife for not putting out. I guess I could try.
He certainly could, though.
Some days,** Auto**, I long for that life. This world domination stuff sucks ass sometimes.
We all have the same mum? That’s a bit…odd.
:smack: If it helps any, I thought about you the whole time.
SSG Schwartz
Awwww. How cute.
Mama ooo,
Didnt mean to make you cry-
If I’m not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really matters-
You made my dogs start barking. They thought they heard a cat yowling underneath a window…
…Oh no, that was just your “singing”.
I love you, miss fisheroo. Please don’t beat me.
Well, that would explain all the swearing and the bag.
But there was an American Flag painted on the bag.
SSG Schwartz
I see this thread has took an incestuous turn. I’ve missed much.
Re-read Hamlet and you will be caught up.
SSG Schwartz