I will have sex with anyone who has posted to this thread. Who’s first?
I will have sex with anyone who has boasted in my bed. Who’s cursed?
I will eat any apple pie that crosses my path. Who’s baking?
I will kill any thread you want me to. Who’s posting? (no one i hope…)
I will beat any snapple guy that bosses my staff. Booze slaking.
Thief, you snuck in when I wasn’t looking. Now my effort is for naught.
Grr.
Just to warn you, I won’t be very good, or even present.
SSG Schwartz
I’m kinda tired right now…
I have a headache.
You always say that!
Yeah, this “headache” thing is overused…
You’re gettin’ the business, woman. And you’re going to like it!
Kill this tonight. I’m going to bed.
SSG Schwartz
What if, just once, a 23-page thread didn’t have any references to sex? Wouldn’t that be great?
Yeah, maybe next time.
Don’t take away the headache excuse. If I couldn’t use that, my wife would demand sex four times a day.
OK, I swear to Og I’m going to kill this thread. Three more posts after this and I am going to post a picture of my weener. My johnson, my tool, my package, my special place, my peter, my one-eyed trouser snake.
If you dont think I will do this, then you clearly dont know me. You have two more posts after this to finish your business, after which the hammer will fall. I’m giving you two more posts because I know you guys. If I say “after this post” then you’ll all rush to make wise-ass remarks. Two posts gives a reasonable leeway to consider the ramifications of your actions.
I dont care about the title. You have two posts. After that, I’m dropping trousers. I mean it.
OK, but make sure to use the zoom lens.
I knew there was some reason I’ve been sticking around this inanity.
Oh, shit, wait, STOP, STOP, it was LOUNE’s link.
That makes three,** Auto**. Now 4.
Wow… Ok, I will be true to my word. I’m finding and uploading the pics on my hard drive as we speak.
I honestly thought that would kill the thread, but apparently the tastes of the Dope are much more deviant than I thought.
HELP!!! kill this quick. I don’t want to see.
SSG Schwartz