You feel like you’re trapped, and want to eat a fence?
Why am I picturing Estelle Getty naked whenever I look at that.
SSG Schwartz
Or Shelly Winters backed up into it.
Ewwww!
SSG Schwartz
Omm omm omm ommm ommm.
You chompin’ on the fence, Estelle, or Shelly?
I’m actually afraid to ask, but I needs to know.
At the risk of saying something serious here, my wife and I are trying for kids, and the “window” starts today.
If I can’t keep up the pace in this thread, it’s because of the constant sex.
Since Auto don’t seem to be getting that much sex lately, I’ll ask him to cover for me. (In the tread, I’ll take care of the sex.)
Shelly Winters, but only once, in 1960, for 20 minutes.
Cite?
I was about to say… you knew I was in Japan from July 11th to the 25th right 
I dont think I could handle such a missed opportunity.
By my count it’s 11:16AM Saturday the 25th in Tokyo, so have an exciting two days stud.
I didn’t know we had to keep a certain pace.
SSG, can you call cadence so we don’t fall behind?
I don’t know but I’ve been told,
Tokyo’s wife is mighty cold!
Left,
Left,
Left, right
One,
Two,
Three,
C-130 Sitting on a strip
64 Paratroopers on a one way trip
Mission Top Secret, Destination unknown
Don’t even care if we’re ever going home
Stand up, hook up shuffle to the door
Jump right out to a count of four
If my main don’t open wide
I’ve got a reserve by my side
If that one should fail me too
Look out below, 'cause I’m coming through
Bury me on the Russian front
Bury me with a Russian…rifle.
SSG Schwartz
I haven’t truly LOLed in a while. Well done soldier.
I feel dumb - I just got that last line
I do that one every time I have to lead a run. Thanks for proving it is funny, not offensive.
SSG Schwartz
I think SSG should be disqualified.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8892336&postcount=651
Goodnight, have to go to bed.
Quitters never prosper.
fisha went to bed. Good let’s talk about her.
SSG Schwartz
Auto and I already did.
Oh, you mean in English?
言った物を忘れちゃったｗ。